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Baby George Osbourne’s New Tory Advert

IS that George Osbourne the Younger starring in a new Tory advert?

Source

Orginal:

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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment


Conservatives Shamed Over Fancy Dress

THE Tories have been shamed by their experiments with fancy dress.

Says one commentator:

“It’s pathetic! These people are scum!”

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Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment


Madeleine McCann: Matthew Lewis, Tories, Hitler And No Jokes

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

Matthew Lewis, a Young Tory, has dressed up as Madeleine McCann for a fancy dress do. No, not a Tory Party party, a private party.

Our Maddie is back in the papers. But the story is not about the child, rather it is about who can be the most offended and if political gain can be made from a puerile act.

THE SUN: “SICK TORIES AXED”

So much for the purge on knife crime.

DAILY MIRROR: “SICK TORY: I’M DRESSING UP AS MISSING MADDY”

Last night, Lewis made a grovelling apology. He said: “I completely regret my behaviour and cannot express how sorry I am for the incredible hurt I have caused.”

Grovelling to whom – the nation?

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Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (3)


Madeleine McCann: Top Young Tory Matthew Lewis Dresses Up As Maddy

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

UPDATE – here.

Matthew Lewis, a member of Conservative Future (CF), writes on his Facebook page that his New Year’s Ever costume for a fancy dress would feature a blonde wig, “pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vial of fake blood”.

Yeah, he’s coming round the corner when he comes, dressed as Madeleine McCann. Here he comes. And there he goes – and with it his political career.

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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (30)


Meet Google Girls For Good Times At The Conservative Party

TYPE “Conservative Party” into Google and you get a picture of Samantha Cameron (?) in a bikini.

News that a frump has been impersonating Tory Teaser Teresa May are being investigated.

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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Damian Green Round Up: The Martyr, The Clunking Fist And The End Of The Commons

DAMIAN GREEN MP, the shadow immigration minister, has been arrested at his constituency home in East Kent. He was arrested for “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office”.

His “crime” is the obtaining of leaked Whitehall documents and for “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office”.

It is an act worthy of Robert Mugabe, or Stalin, a police state.

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8)


Kos We’re Conservatives, Tories For Obama

MICHAEL Gove, the Wind In The Willows’ extra who went it alone, is the Conservative Party’s schools spokesman.

Gove is using his Telegraph column to consider all things Obama. Gove salutes the Daily Kos, “a place of very articulate, widely dispersed and highly motivated activists”.

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Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)


Nadine Dorries Castrates The Recess Monkey

NADINE Dorries, the Christian fundamentalist in white, is on the hunt for a blogger. Run, Recess Monkey, Run:

Apart from the other 100 people in the room. Nadine Dorries is going to stop blogging. She said earlier that if she meets a nameless other blogger – /present in Brum today/, as I breeze shot with him – ‘he will father no children, I tell you’.

Nadine is the woman in white…

Christian Fundamentalists Aborted: Nadine Dorries Tagged

The Biggest Boobs In Westminster: Jacqui Smith’s Knockers

Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


Armed Courses: Sending The Troops Into Britain’s Schools

THE Conservatives have unveiled their “Troops For Teachers” scheme. “SEND IN ARMY TO SORT OUT SCHOOLS,” says the Express on its cover.

The Sun says servicemen and women “would be paid to re-train as teachers on leaving the forces in a bid to boost tough inner-city schools.”

Yeah, nothing like a few trained killers in the tuck shop to teach those cocky kebab shop knifers what’s what.

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Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (7)


Everyone Is To Blame For Gone To The Wall Street

Victor Davis Hanson blames everyone:

No one dares to ask what really drove the wheeler-dealer portfolio managers… Who fostered the cash-in culture in which both Wall Street profit mongering and Washington lobbying are nourished and thrive? We citizens did — red-state conservatives and blue-state liberals… We may be victims of Wall Street greed — but not quite innocent victims.

 

We created the cultural climate for this shared madness. Television shows advised how to “flip” a house after putting in cosmetic improvements. Real-estate seminars and popular videos convinced us that homes were not places to live in and raise a family but rather no different from piles of chips on a Vegas table…The problem went way beyond real-estate fantasies. Five-percent interest as a return on our money was once considered pretty good…But soon retirement-account holders and institutional investors began to expect as a given 7, 10 — and even 20 — percent “return” on their portfolios.

You bastards!

Posted: 26th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment