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Four Live Cows Found Inside Car

I SAY, I say, I say, how many live cows can you get inside a Proton Wira car? Four.
Two in the back.
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Posted: 8th, January 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Cow attacks film crew (who are begging for it)

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WHEN cows attack, humanity asks for it”

Posted: 18th, March 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Cows crash a van and are much, much harder than you

THINK you’re hard do you? Chances are, if you’ve been in a carcrash, the first thing you did was to make sure you were alive and then hold your wickle neck in-case you had whiplash. Then you pretended you had whiplash so someone would give you some money.

You big, tough swine you.

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Posted: 19th, December 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Four Britons Killed Cows

cows-killerFOUR people in Britain have been murdered by cows in the past two months.

June 21: Vet Liz Crowsley crushed against a wall and trampled underfoot. Dogs present.

July 15: Barry Pilgrim, “trampled to death by a cow as his wife looked on.”

July 18: Anita Hinchey attacked and trampled to death by cow.

Harold Lee, “a 75-year-old farmer from Burtle in the West Country. He was killed by his own herd, which may have been made nervous by the siren of a passing ambulance.”

Or , as the Sun reported – “startled by a fire engine’s siren”:

A COW had to be shot dead yesterday after going on the rampage in a school – as a farmer became the fourth person trampled to death this summer.

The beast charged a cop and a woman with a baby after fleeing an abattoir-bound trailer.

Kids looked on in horror as armed officers fired 12 shots at the animal – before slitting its throat.

Dogs. Wife. Ambulance (fire engine). All triggers than cause a cow to attack and kill.

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Posted: 25th, August 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5)


Nazi Cows Being Bred In Britain

nazi-cowBEWARE of the cows. Beware of the Nazi cows. Roaring cows are not only attacking Britons, and poisoning our Great British air over our Great British countryside, but now they have a political affiliation. Hail the “Nazi cows”!

Says the BBC:

The Heck calf was born at a farm in Lifton which imported more than a dozen of the animals from Amsterdam as part of a conservation project. The herd is descended from cattle specifically bred by Nazi scientists between the world wars to be used as a symbol of ambitions to rule the world.

The cows. Always the cows. Hail the 1000 year ranch!

Farmer and conservationist Derek Gow has the cattle as part of a wildlife photography business.

Hail the model cow!

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Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Scientists Create Low Emissions Cows

obama-global-warmingCOWS are attacking us. Farting, murderous Cows want to kill us all. Can science tame them and reduce their emissions?

Spate Of Cows Attacks Threatens Countryside

If they can’t rule the world, they will kill everything on it:

A prototype cow which burps less is being bred in a breakthrough that could reduce a big source of the greenhouse gases responsible for global warming.

The farm animals are responsible for nearly three-quarters of total methane emissions.

Most of the gas comes from bovine burps, which are 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas.

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Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Floss The Cow Back After None Months On The Run

AFTER nine months on the run, Floss the Highland cow is captured.

Floss, aka The Beast of Ealand, was on her way from a market in Thirsk, North Yorks, when she escaped.

Now after months on the run Floss tells her story, from her secret safe barn at the Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Frettenham, near Spixworth, Norfolk.

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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mother Nature Declares War On Depraved Cows

DEATH to the cows. Especially the ones you can’t see. The Swiss are making preparations for cow-free world, as must be.

In Valdez Chico, near Montevideo, Uruguay, 52 cows lay dead, felled by a lightning bolt sent from Mother Nature.

Hurrah!

The Telegraph says the odds of being killed by lightning are slimmer than winning the top prize on Deal Or No Deal but more generous than you being selected by Prince Wozamatabili of Nigeria as a safe haven for $456bn in used bank notes.

Multiply by 52. This is God’s will.

The odds of being struck by lightning are approximately 1 in 576,000 and the chance of actually being killed by lightning is about 1 in 2,320,000.

But some cows will take risks:

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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Beware Invisible Cows

INVISIBLE cows, most likely from continental Europe, have invaded… Is global warming to blame?



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Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (7)