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Strictly Come Dancing Judge Vows To Punch Alesha Dixon

5913089IN “MY War With Alesha” – Craig Revels-Horny (the erect chocolate coated orange) tells of his Strictly Come Dancing arms race.

The Mirror’s headline promises much, looking to pile more misery on Alesha Dixon, this year’s John Sergeant. But reading on we get:

Furious Craig Revel Horwood has threatened to wallop fellow Strictly judges Alesha Dixon and Bruno Tonioli if they do not shut up and let him speak.

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Posted: 26th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Strictly Come Dancing Judge Exposed As Straight Man

TO the set of the BBC’s bloated Strictly Come Dancing, then. And news that dance judge Craig Revel Horwood is an illegal immigrant.

We have never seen beneath the desk at which Revel Horwood sits, but allegations are that it houses a Colombian cleaning lady, a family of Ukrainian shoe polishers and three Bangladeshi waiters.

Born in Australia, Revel Horwood is alleged to have married a British woman called Jane in 1990, who he left 12 months later to set up home with one Lloyd Rooney.

The allegation is that Revel Horwood is not a camp dance judge with drip-dry hair, but a hot-blooded heterosexual male who has bedded women.

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (2)