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The Ashes In Pictures: A Brief History Of Smoking, Drinking And Cricket

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THE Ashes are underway and with it goes a rich history of England- Australian rivalry, smoking and drinking. Anorak presents a brief history of The Ashes in pictures:

1963 – The two captains, England’s Ted Dexter and Australia’s Richie Benaud, share out the champagne in the dressing room after England won the second Ashes test by seven wickets

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29-NOV-94 … England Ashes Tour Of Australia … Shane Warne gets a soaking with beer by team mates

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Australia’s Dennis Lillee bowling – 75

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Australia’s Don Bradman makes his way back to the pavilion through crowds of well-wishers after helping his team to victory with an unbeaten 173 on the final day. Australia set a new test record (which stood until 1975) by scoring 404 in their second innings to win the game – 1948

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Australia’s Mark Waugh, left, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor celebrate its Ashes win over England

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Australia’s victorious cricketers celebrate after winning the sixth and final Cornhill Test, and the series, at the Oval. From left; Terry Alderman, Tim May, Merv Hughes and Tom Moody – 1989

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England team group: (back row, l-r) George Hirst, Arthur Lilley, Bill Lockwood, Len Braund, Wilfred Rhodes, Johnny Tyldesley; (front row, l-r) CB Fry, Stanley Jackson, Archie MacLaren, Ranji, Gilbert Jessop – 1902

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England captain Freddie Brown celebrates victory in the final test, his team’s only win in the whole Ashes series – 1951

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England win the fourth test and regain the Ashes. A spectator protects himself from the sun during the match – 1933

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(L-R) England’s Alan Knott and Australia’s Alan Turner look on as Michael Angelow, the first streaker to intrude upon the field of play at Lord’s, hurdles the stumps at the non-striker’s end – 1975

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England’s Fred Trueman toasts victory with a pint of bitter and a cigarette after compiling match figures of 11 wickets for 88 runs

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England’s Geoff Boycott (r) shakes hands with a fan in a gorilla suit who decided to go for a stroll on the pitch during the last day of the fifth test – 1981

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England’s Geoff Boycott celebrates victory on the balcony at Trent Bridge with a glass of champagne – in a sherry glass

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England’s Ian Botham enjoys a pint of beer on the balcony at Edgbaston after helping England beat Australia by 29 runs to take a 2-1 lead in the Ashes – 1981

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England’s Jim Laker (l), who took nine wickets for 37 in the first innings, celebrates his performance with captain Peter May (r) – 1956

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(L-R) England’s Richard Ellison and David Gower celebrate winning the Fifth Test with a tipple or two – 1985

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Fizzy shampoo for England’s victorious captain, David Gower – holding a replica of the Ashes trophy – 1995

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Phil Tufnell celebrates at the end with a bottle of Champagne and a cigarette

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The England team that toured Australia: (back row, l-r) Arthur Lilley, Albert Knight, Arthur Fielder, Ted Arnold, Albert Relf, Len Braund; (middle row, l-r) Johnny Tyldesley, RE Foster, Pelham Warner, George Hirst, Bernard Bosanquet, Thomas Hayward; (front row, l-r) Bert Strudwick, Wilfred Rhodes

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Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Flashback, Sports | Comment


Michael Vaughan’s Ashes

MICHAEL Vaughan was captain of England when they won the ashes. What;s he been up to this time round?

Let’s take a look:

Former England captain Michael Vaughan watches the action from the stands during day one of the first npower Test match at Sophia Gardens, Cardiff.

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Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (3)


Cricket Umpire Killed By Ball

cricket-umpire-killedCRICKET is a game fraught with danger. Cricket umpire Alcwyn Jenkins has died after being hit on the head by a ball.

Alcwyn Jenkins, 72, was umpiring a league match between Swansea and Llangennech at the St Helen’s ground in Swansea on Saturday.

The widower, from Skewen near Neath, was struck on the head by a ball thrown by a fielder and was airlifted to hospital but failed to recover.

First they killed the spectator.

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Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (5)


Cricketer Murders Spectator

cricket-deathSOUTH African cricketer Jacques Rudolph is introducing the sport of pigeon shooting – a blood sport – to a Twenty20 match.

Cricket is always looking at ways to make it more marketable and having the players use the ball to take out wildlife is just one option of many:

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Sports | Comment


Pakistan Cricket On Stumps And Shoaib’s Genital Viral Warts

shoaibTHE Pakistan Cricket Board announces that Shoaib Akhtar – the Rawalpindi Express – will not be bowling at the World Twenty20 on account of his discreet matter:

The PCB has withdrawn Shoaib Akhtar from the 15-man squad for next month’s World Twenty20, saying – in an unusually revealing statement – that he had been diagnosed with genital viral warts.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Monty Panesar is appealing

England spinner Monty Panesar has been fined 25 per cent of his match fee for excessive appealing during the fifth test against the West Indies. Stupid boy.

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Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


In praise of… overweight cricketers

THE game of cricket has an illustrious history of overweight stars, from WG Grace to Rob Key, with honourable mentions along the way for larger gents such as Inzamam Ul Haq, Colin Milburn, Ian Austin, Merv Hughes and – who could forget? – the mighty Dwayne Leverock, Bermuda’s tubby talisman (pictured, left: the photo has not been stretched).

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (2)


Newsweek: How To Live With Radical Islam, Or Die Trying

THE cover awards 2009 goes to… Newsweek magazine which at the time when Islamaists are suspected of killing Pakistani policemen and trying to kickstart an Asian Ashes series with Ashes of murdered Sri Lankan cricketers – eat your heart out, Lords – Nwsweeksadives:

“Radical Islam is a fact of Life – How to life with it.”

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Pakistan terror attack: it’s not cricket

UP to a dozen gunmen ambushed the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus in Pakistan this morning. Six police officers and two bystanders were killed in the pre-meditated attack, while six of Sri Lanka’s cricketers were injured.

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Posted: 3rd, March 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (3)


Allen Stanford Rarely Wore A Wristwatch

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ALLEN Stanford, the moustached cricket fiancier who was to have spent his summers hiding out in the stands at County Championship matches in Canterbury and Durham – far away from the public eye – or in a gaggle of cricketers wives and girfriends, is spotted by the Mail.

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Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (2)


FAIL: Helicopter stops play

A helicopter stopped play during a cricket game in India after the pilot mistook the pitch for a landing pad. Well it makes a change from bad light.

Players ran for cover when the pilot set his chopper down on the letter ‘H’ painted in the corner of the cricket ground.

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Posted: 24th, February 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Allen Standford In Hiding At Cricket County Championship Match

ALLEN Standford is missing.

The man who made a four into a ten and a six into a Home Run Smack Down! is missing.

The Texan billionaire who bankrolled the cricket fiasco in the Caribbean – the cricket fan who hates test cricket – is wanted in connection with an alleged £5.6billion fraud.

Allen Standford is not where the authorities thought he was. So he is “missing”.

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Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Richie Benaud throws last shrimp on barbie

SAD news for all fans of cricket. Richie Benaud, the undisputed voice of the game, has announced he’s retiring from TV commentating after almost 50 years at the mic. Boo.

Anorak was brought up on Benaud’s shrewd, wry observations. He was the perfect antidote to the very English chuminess of Blowers, Johnners and co.

As a tribute to the great man, we’ve unearthed a few Benaud-related YouTube vids for you to enjoy…

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Posted: 18th, February 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Freddie Flintoff’s Caribbean cruise

THE Current Bun is aghast to discover that Andrew Flintoff and best bud Steve Harmison (how is that man still an international cricketer?) went on a luxury booze cruise only ‘hours’ after England’s humiliating defeat to the West Indies in the First Test at Sabina Park.

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Posted: 11th, February 2009 | In: Sports | Comment


Is Shane Warne Behind The Pietersen v England Fiasco?

Rumours abound that the reason KP walked was because he wanted old Hampshire buddy Shane Warne to take over from the now-deposed Peter Moores as head coach of England. The ECB were never going to go for that.

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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Collateral damage: England cricket tour jeopardised by Mumbai terror attacks

As a result of the terror attacks in Mumbai, England have postponed their (already meaningless) last two one-day internationals against India. Fair enough.

More seriously perhaps, the Test series between the two nations is under threat. The second Test was scheduled to take place in Mumbai from 19 December, but there’s every chance that England will fly home without playing any more cricket.

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Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


The Voodoo Economics Of Cricket

CRICKET is a tart:

According to AYALAC’s refined methodology of re-weighting a team’s score by using irrelevant criteria, England lost to the star-peppered Trinidad and Tobago yesterday…

“How many runs to England need to score to beat T&T tonight – before a ball is bowled?”

Well, let’s see. T&T’s land area is 1,980 square miles, and, as we saw yesterday, England is 50,351 square miles.

So, by my reckoning, the first ball of the match needed to be a no-ball, from which, England would proceed to run a relative modest 3,335 over-throws.

Hurrah

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


Mike Atherton On Cricket’s Establishment

QUOTE of the day: former England captain Mike Atheron on cricket’s future…

“Over time the less established players very often become more established” – Mike Atherton

More to follow…

Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, TV & Radio | Comment


British Invested Baseball And Decided Not To Play It

THE Times reports that the British invested baseball and then decided not to play it:

Historians in Surrey have documentary proof that the game was being played in the UK before America. A diary entry which talks about a game played in Guildford, Surrey in 1755 has been verified as authentic by the Surrey History Centre.

The Surrey History Centre, where highlights include The Philip Bradley Fairground Collection and Dennis Specialist Vehicles.

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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, Strange But True | Comments (10)