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Cristiano Ronaldo “Too Gay” For Paris Hilton

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Cristiano Ronaldo ‘Too Gay’ For Paris Hilton

winky-and-wonky5MORE news on Winky & Wonky, as we learn that Hilton did not date Cristiano Ronaldo because he is “TOO GAY”.

So says the Star, which offers a handy guide to any other stars and men who want to dodge the home movie porn star. Readers learn:

Paris enjoyed a sizzling romp with the £80million Portuguese ace in Los Angeles nightspot MyHouse as he celebrated his transfer from Manchester United.

Romp is tabloidese for sitting on a banquette talking. Full on sex is sharing a taxi. An orgy is dining in the same restaurant.

A Hollywood source said: “She likes her guys to be macho and as far as she’s concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real cissy. Paris likes her men rugged, it’s as simple as that.

“She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in his hair.”

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Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)