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Johanna Konta is as British as 3000 migrant children we must not let in

Yay! Johanna Konta is the British number one – the last Briton standing at Wimbledon. Can she win the tennis comp.? The Daily Mail hopes so:

Johanna Konta tennis daily mail

Johanna Konts was born to Hungarian parents in Sydney, Australia. She moved to the UK when she was 14. In 2012, this migrant / immigrant became a British citizen.

Come one, come all, then. But only if you’re white and play a sport the Daily Mail enjoys:

 

Johanna Konta tennis daily mail

 

3,000 future Golden Children can be wrong.

Posted: 13th, July 2017 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comments (2)


Scare Stories: Insomniac Cancer, Cheap Kills And A Battering

MEDIA SCARE Stories: Eyes down…

MONDAY – Daily Mail

“Lack of sleep ‘link to breast cancer’” – Hush! Sleep. Remember to wake up, now…

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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Skatey Kate Middleton Makes Jan Moir Eat Her Teddy

PRINCE William’s lover, the leggy Kate Middleclass, is, like her man, playing at dress ups. Yesterday, Kate was in the papers dressed as a roller (S)Kate-r.

She was “Disco Queen Kate” (Express); “ECHOES OF PRINCESS DI” (Sun); “ROLLER SKATING” (Sun). And the Mail heralded her on its front page as “Skatey Katy”, looking on as she heading to her roller disco in “sober black boots”.

One day on and Kate Middleton is still in her green spandex top, yellow short shorts and roller skates. Has she been home yet?

She’s on the ground. “KATE IN A STATE,” says the Sun. It’s “Skating Kate’s tumble,” says the Express. And the Mail asks: “Is this a portrait of the future Queen of England?”

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Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (5)