Daily Mirror: Tories Give You Cancer And David Cameron’s Bad Hair In Bournemouth

THE Election campaign is pretty much a scare story rolled out over a month. Today the Daily Mirror brings news that if you vote for the Tories you’ll get cancer. In “RISK OF CANCER CUTS”, readers are told “cancer will claim thousands more lives a years if the Tories abandon early tests for the disease…”

(Rumours are that the Labour Party is sending out flyers to cancer patients warning them that a vote for the Tories is a vote for the Big C.)

This is followed by the Mirror’s news that a woman who lives in Bournemouth will never vote for David Cameron because he’s a “snob with bad hair”. Not that’s she’s a snob, you understand.

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Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)