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X Factor: Danni Minogue Sends Danyl Johnson To Poland

danyl-johnsonIN other X Factor news, this season has seen a welter of gratuitous spellings and talented vowels. Acts wondering how Dannii Minogue got on in the music industry find the secret of her success in that second ā€œiā€.

The Final 24 took in:

De-Tour
Lucie Jones
Lloyd Daniels
Rikki Loney
Treyc Cohen
Danyl Johnson

If Dannii can form this lot into an act ā€“ or a decent sized duffel bag – they can dropped from a plane over Poland, where vowels are in short supply.

Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


X Factor Danyl Johnson’s Pants Open Up

danyl_johnsonWHAT news of X Factor favourite Danyl Johnson? What does he think of Alesha Dixon. What part did being Daniel with a Y have in his sob story? Katie or Peter?

New comes of Danyl’s sex life, which is perfect fodder for Graham Norton’s end of the vibrator show (insert joke about Susan Boyle’s pussy), Jonathon Ross’s TV spectacular – starring One Crude Question And A Smutty Remark –Ā  and all other televised trouser gags.

The NoTW brings news:

The bisexual singer wears special SUPERMAN Y-fronts when he goes out on the pull. Like his comic book hero, Desperate Danyl is faster than a speeding bullet as he moves in on both boys AND girls in boozy clubs.

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Posted: 27th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment