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Danny From The Voice turned down Cameron Diaz’s sexual advances

DESPITE the fact he’s got so much hair and so little face, thereby making him look like a beefeater peering out of a grizzly bear’s arse, Danny O’Donoghue from The Voice has a huge number of female admirers. Scientists believe that 89% of these cooers probably said “Oooh, I love the Irish accent!” Presumably they weren’t think of Gerry Adams when they said that.

Either way, the singer who no-one is quite sure what he’s done, has also had famous admirers. Like who? Well, if you’d read the headline, you’ll know we’re talking about Cameron Diaz.

Apparently, while Danny was doing whatever it is he does in America, Diaz tried to chat him up and get him to go on a date. That’s because he’s got a girlfriend.

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Posted: 2nd, May 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Justin Bieber sets up the jokes and no-one can see them through

OKAY. We all know the jokes that need to be made about Justin Bieber. He’s young, so we can make jokes about him being underdeveloped and not having his own fingerprints and the like. Good. He can joke that he’s evil and nefarious, thanks to him being successful and that every good-deed he does MUST have some sinister edge.

And so, Justin Bieber is currently setting up a series of appalling jokes we can make, yet, we can’t make a single one of them. Basically, you’re going to have to insert your own jokes when you hear this sound [BOINK]

It’s Valentine’s Day and guess what?! A six-year-old girl has got a date with Justin Bieber!

[BOINK]

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Posted: 14th, February 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment