Posts Tagged ‘David Cameron’
Police Release Two Efits Of Suspects Who Both Looks Like David Cameron
WHEN you see one efit that looks like David Cameron, you laugh.
This one was issued by police in Stockbridge, Hampshire, seeking a man who had conned an elderly woman of £60.A police spokesperson says
And now we see another efit of ‘Dave’ and it’s get us thinking…
Just me, or for this criminal look a lot like the PM? pic.twitter.com/aTyzXsZc9i
— Luke McGee (@lukemcgee) May 1, 2014
Spotter: UsvThem
Posted: 1st, May 2014 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment (1)
Manchester United Balls: United Fans Beg David Cameron To Offer David Moyes Full Support
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Posted: 9th, April 2014 | In: manchester united | Comment (1)
David Cameron Puts Away His Huskies And Wind Turbine To Re-Toxify The Tories
BACK in 20076, David Cameron was all for “green crap”, and we’re not talking about that unusual pile of poo on the rug.
Before he was PM, the leader of the Conservative Party led a team of huskies on the Scott-Turner glacier on the island of Svalbard, Norway. Cameron was visiting the Norwegian glacier to see the effects of climate change.
He went there by plane.
A year later, Dave got a wind tubine on his London pad:
Dave was green. Make no doubt about it. He started to be seen riding a bike.
His chauffeur chugged along behind. In the car: Dave’s shoes.
And he told us:
Can it be – and let’s stretch your minds – that Dave never did give a toss for the Greenies, that he was just using the trending topic to look in touch with public opinion? It wasn’t about detoxifying the planet; it was about detoxifying the Tories…
Posted: 24th, November 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment
Twitter Is Not A Good Pace For David Cameron – 10 Great First Responses To Dave’s Tweets
HOW’S David Cameron getting along on Twitter. Well, you dip your toe in the effluent and it comes up yellow…
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Posted: 20th, November 2013 | In: Politicians, Technology | Comment (1)
Caption Challenge: David Cameron In India
DAVID Cameron’s in India. Caption this:
Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Caption Competition, Politicians | Comments (3)
David Cameron Looks Like: This Toy Train
Posted: 7th, November 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
The 18 most unforgettable team photos of all time
DAVID Cameron has played down rugby international Manu Tuilagi’s ‘bunny ears’ gesture as ‘a bit of fun’, and accepted an apology from the player after his impertinent gesture during the British Lions’ photo call at Downing Street.
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Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
David Cameron apologises for not supplying British Lions with a flaming and naked John Bercow
DAVID Cameron entertained the British and Irish Lions at Number 10.
Manu Tuilagi apologised after his ‘bunny ears’ prank on David Cameron
SkySports.
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How newspapers work: David Cameron’s family holiday in The Guardian
HOW newspaper editorial meetings work: you just cover all angles and publish everything to fit your agenda:
The Guardian editorial, July 26, 2013:
There is no public right to know where the Camerons, the Cleggs or the Milibands are heading over the next few weeks – and nor is it a matter of public interest. The assumption that politicians have to release the details of their holidays, or that the media have a right to report them, is not some ancient liberty conceded at swordpoint in 1215. Baldwin could go to Aix-les-Bains, Churchill to Monte Carlo, Attlee to north Wales and John Major to Portugal without their choices necessarily generating a news story. Today’s politicians, by contrast, are either badgered into revealing where and how they spend their downtime or, even worse, calculate there may be some advantage in it, a trend Bill Clinton rashly started.
The Guardian, July 27, 2013:
The front-page tells readers that Dave and Sam are on family holiday in Aljezur, Portugal:
Posted: 7th, August 2013 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
David Cameron hugs The Man With the 10 Stone Testicles
COMPARE and contrast these hooded testicles:
David Cameron’s speech to the Centre for Social Justice in 2006:
“…I want to say something about what is, for some, a vivid symbol of what has gone wrong with young people in Britain today: hoodies. In May last year, hoodies became political. The Bluewater shopping centre banned them, and the Prime Minister said he backed the ban.
“But, for young people, hoodies are often more defensive than offensive… They’re a way to stay invisible in the street. In a dangerous environment the best thing to do is keep your head down, blend in, don’t stand out. If the police stand for sanctions and penalties, you stand for love. And not a soppy love! I don’t see anyone soppy here. But it is about relationships. It is about emotional security. It is about love.”
Wesley Warren Junior, Channel 4’s Man With the 10 Stone Testicles in 2013:
Wesley, from Las Vegas, US, has to wear a hoodie – placing his legs in the arms and using the hood to support the growth.
Hug away.
PS – Mr Warren Junior’s had surgery to remove his growth.
Posted: 25th, June 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The best 44 photos from the G8 Summit and golf tour 2013
THE G8 summit in Northern Ireland was a success. Hunger was ended. Bono, Mr G9, talked about fairness. Locals were unable to walk down roads and post letters. And The Obamas had another terrific family holiday.
Highlights of the Enniskillen Golf Club ladies day (they let Angela Merkel in so long as wore a blue tie) below:
Puppets of (from left to right) US President Barack Obama, French President Francois Hollande, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Italian Prime Minister Enrico Letta, Prime Minister David Cameron, and Russian President Vladimir Putin at an IF campaign to highlight world hunger during the G8 Summit at Enniskillen Golf Club, Northern Ireland.
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Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment
In photos: the many faces of acting David Cameron at the G8 Innovation Summit
DOES it help to be an actor if you want to be Prime Minister? At the G8 Innovation Summit chat in the Siemens Crystal Building, London, David Cameron was as keen as ever to show us that he is not only thinking but capable of showing us the is thinking. When he is deep in thought, he looks deep in thought. When he is unhappy, his mouth turns down. When he has an idea, a man holds a lightbulb over his head and slaps a desk bell. Ping!
It’s all wonderfully contrived. If it wasn’t whenever Dave spoke of gay marriage he’d look wistful rather than tough, and on the subject of drugs he’d inhale deeply, hold it…hold it… hold it… and lob an imaginary pot plant though a window…
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Posted: 14th, June 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
David Cameron on UKIP and the BNP: we must respect racists who win votes
DAVID Cameron is for turning:
“Ukip is sort of a bunch of … fruit cakes and loonies and closet racists mostly” – April 4, 2006.
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Posted: 4th, May 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Ant ‘n’ Dec: Taking drugs and loving booze never did us any harm
THEM Mirror’s front-page scoop is an extract from a interview Ant ‘n Dec did in the Guardian’s Weekend section. The TV presenters say they love booze. Just love it. But that’s ok. Getting off your face on alcohol is legal. The shocker is: “Ant ‘n’ Dec’s shock confession – We’ve taken drugs and voted Tory.”
Suit-wearing TV stars vote for lower taxes and have taken drugs?
What scoops to follow: Jordan sleeps on her back! Pope enjoys balcony views! Tony Blair has no shadow!
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Posted: 23rd, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
David Cameron’s secret daughter linked to Will Young
DAVID Cameron opens his little mouth and emits a high pitch whine. He’s seen the X Factor. He sees the reporters. He tells them that he voted for Will Young on the X Factor “because my daughter made me”.
Has he got another daughter, other than the one he once left in a pub?
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Posted: 11th, December 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
David Cameron donates signed photo to Yorkshire dementia raffle
PUNTERS entering a raffle at Yorkshire’s Tea Cosy dementia cafe can win a signed photo of David Cameron. Use Dave as a plate, resting your toffee bun on his toffee nose. Stick Dave’s face onto a dog’s chew toy and hear him squeak and squeak as the pressure gets cranked up and his voice rises like a boy soprano having his fingers repeatedly slammed by a wooden desk lid.
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Posted: 28th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
Phillip Schofield asks Cameron about paedophiles and PM gets confused
SOMETIMES, television is so bewildering that you can’t possibly believe that it is comprised of real human beings. Take for example, this morning, when Phillip Schofield went feral and handed our Prime Minister, David Cameron, a piece of paper with a list of Tory MPs who the presenter believes are paedophiles.
Let us look at that again. Gordon The Gopher’s best friend went online, found a load of names who have been accused of raping children, presumably with little to no actual evidence, and wrote them down on a bit of paper and handed them to the man who has an entire country to run, and expected an answer.
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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)
David Cameron meets old pals on Middle East tour
DAVID Cameron has been on a tour of the Middle East:
Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama shows David Cameron show to do Letterman
BARACK Obama went on the David Letterman show. So Did David Cameron. The Prime Minister came away looking like a man imbued with all the gravitas or a welk and the sharpness of a blunt tool:
Posted: 1st, October 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
Sun educates David Cameron with a Caesar-sized gaffe
I APPLAUD the Sun’s attempt to educate the Prime Minister David Cameron on British history after his lamentable, red-faced performance on David Letterman’s chat show. The paper prints 20 facts that may be news to the Old Etonian. Alas, we have only to get to fact 2 to spot a howler. ‘Roman Emperor Julius Caesar didn’t conquer Britain…’ it starts. JC was never emperor, not even king. At best he was dictator for life. The first Roman emperor was the later Octavian aka Augustus.
Posted: 29th, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (9)
David Cameron holds his nose in Boris Johnson’s presence
TO the lighting of the Paralympic Cauldron in Trafalgar Square, where David Cameron is keen to dismiss any idea that he is upset that London Mayor of London Boris Johnson is a bazillion times more popular than he is. You can take the boy out of Eton but you cannot take Eton out of the boy…
Posted: 24th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
The Camerons take the water in Majorca (photo)
DAVID Cameron and Sam Cam are on holiday in Majorca, doing their selfless best to help Spain out of the economic mire by spending large. But what are they talking about in their photo?
Posted: 15th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
David Cameron does porridge (photo)
DAVID Cameron does porridge on a visit to the Quaker Oats plant:
Posted: 9th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Opportunistic David Cameron wears a Team GB Olympic tracksuit
DAVID Cameron out-twats even himself. The Prime Minister has been meeting Ben Ainslie and watching the Olympics dressed in an official Team GB tracksuit. We are all in this together…
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Posted: 7th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
David Beckham discusses Victoria dinner with Obama and Cameron
DAVID Beckham is appearing all over the Olympics. His legacy wilt be Let’s Move!, a keep fit campaign he backed before Michelle Obama and 1,000 American military children and American and British students at the American Ambassador’s residence in London, and food. Earlier,. Beckham met Prime Minister David Cameron to discuss the issue of hunger across the world. Voices opined that if Beckham can’t Victoria to eat, maybe the UN can..
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Posted: 27th, July 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
