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Delaware House of Reps says Dr. C. Peter Wagner is an ‘Apostle For the Occasion of Commissioning Apostles’

WHAT news from Delaware? The story begins with a bizarre statement from the State of Delaware House of Representatives:

Tribute. Be it known to all that the House of Representatives recognizes Dr. C. Peter Wagner As an Apostle For the Occasion of Commissioning Apostles in the State of Delaware. On this special day of the Commissioning Service, we honor Dr. C. Peter Wagner for his many years of faithful service to the Lord of Heaven and Earth, and the advancement of His Kingdom…

The Tribute, “elegantly inscribed on 8 1/2″ x 14″ parchment-type paper and encased in a folder”, was presented to Wagner in a special ceremony, and Wagner has himself helpfully transcribed it in a message to his followers.

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Posted: 1st, February 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Bank Robber Handwriting Fail: Teller Can’t Read Demand Note

THOMAS J. Love, 40, intedend to rob the WSFS bank in the Crossroads Shopping Center on New Castle Avenue  Delaware. His expected the bank clerk to react to his note inked on a deposit slip by handing over cash.

But the worker could not read the message. They apologised and handed it back to Love, asking that he rewrite it.

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Posted: 12th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman Attacked Police With Her Lactating Breasts

TO the Delaware County sheriff’s office, where Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, is ahrged with attacking officers with her breast milk.

The story goes that Robinette and her husband had been rowing. She had hit him and then locked herself in the car. She was drunk.

Sheriff Walter L. Davis, III adds:

“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle in her breast milk,”

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Posted: 28th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)