Posts Tagged ‘demi moore’
Janet Jackson Breaks Her ‘Vow’ To Michael Jackson
MICHAEL JACKSON’s youngest sister Janet Jackson promised to wear black for a year to mourn her brother.
A source told all the press:
“Janet, like the rest of the Jackson family, has been left bereft by Michael’s passing. She felt a particular bond to her brother and has been distraught since his death. As a mark of respect she has decided to only wear black clothes to express her grief, and she has had to go on a number of shopping trips to find suitable items to wear.
“She has resolved to mourn Michael’s death for 12 months, and in June next year – on the anniversary of Michael’s passing – her time of reflection will come to an end.”
This picture hereunder is from October, and shows Janet Jackson with Will.i.am at UFC 104, an Ultimate Fighting Championship, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.
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Posted: 25th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Demi Moore Joins Gordon Brown’s Cabinet Of All The Talents
REMEMBER when Gordon Brown ushered in the end of the Age Of Celebrity, a shiny time in which politicos became politicools under Tony Blair and his Blairios?
Gordon Brown was a traditionalist. For him celebrity was out and VIP was back in vogue. Sarah Brown, Gordon’s wife, took up the mantle and was soon photographed with such VIPs as Paris Hilton (says Sara Brown on Facebook: “Loved Paris Hilton…nothing about her public image prepares you for the first meeting. She’s a smart, caring, considerate person. Who knew?”), Naomi Campbell and JK Rolwing.
Now we join Sarah on Twitter, as she makes contact with new VIPs, some of which she hopes to meet. Sarah Brown has book to publicise, it’s all about the plight of women in the developing world and very worthy of VIP attention?
So Sarah Brown got on Twitter and having accessed the page of Demi Moore, US Secretary of Twitter, she penned:
‘Spread the word (in the U.S.A)!’ – ‘Half The Sky by Nicholas Kristoff & Sheryl WuDunn comes out 2day’.
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barbie Doll Jewellery, With Demi Moore
BARBIE has for years taught would-be women haters, coroners, Jaycee Dugard’s alleged rapists, film goers, coke heads, Demi Moore voodoo model makers and all of them how woman can be pulled apart, burnt and reassembled into something far more imaginative.
Designer Margaux Lange is “fascinated with who the Barbie is as a cultural icon, her distinguished celebrity status and the enormous impact she has had on our society“. So she’s made bits of Barbies into jewellery.
None of those Barbie pudendum feature in the works, but Old Mr Anorak has for many years usefd them as gas masks for his Afrikakorps gerbil platoon as they re-enact the siege of Tobruk.
50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie
The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made
The rest can be made into these:
Pictures Prove Demi Moore Has Not Had Cosmetic Surgery
DEMI Moore has not had cosmetic surgery. and we can prove it with our Demi Moore picures. Says Demi Moore in French Marie Clare:
“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done… But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem…
“It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy…
“That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done…
“For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”
NSFW pictures prove Demi good to her word:
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit.
MADONNA is coming to Israel. And there’s nothing Israel can do about it.
The Material Girl went from wanting to be ‘as famous as God’ in the Eighties to wanting to reach God through Kabbalah, and to save both planet Earth and the black babies who wander on it, in the Noughties.
Israel’s Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and opposition leader Tzipi Livni will both meet Madonna. But the fear is that she can not be stopped.
Madonna wants to perform at Tel Aviv’s Park Hayarkon, on Tuesday and Wednesday night.
Before that she’ll meet the politicos. Can they dissuade her?
Even before that Madonna’s in Jerusalem’s Old City, touring an ancient tunnel near the Western Wall. We watched her go in. We waited. Men prayed. Later she emerged.
Madonna will tour graves of Talmudic sages in Safed and attend a Kabbalah Centre ritual with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. The Jerusalem Post says another “Kabbalah-related celebrity friend”, Justin Timberlake, is on his way to the scene.
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Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Courtney Love’s Erect Turtle Saves The News Industry And Photojournalism
COURTNEY LOVE “couldn’t get any more bonkers,” says the Sun (via D-listed), “she goes and posts a picture of herself in bed with a TURTLE on the web“. It’s an erect turltle and it’s not in a web, it’s on her head, like a novelty hat.
And with that another nail is hit into the belly of photojournalism.
Paparazzi pictures are big money – bigger money in staged portraits of celebrities. But here is Love doing a Lindsay Lohan and a Demi Moore by using her own camera on herself.
How can photographers and stalkers with cameras make a living if the celebrities break their own exclusives?
Love’s portrait is as good as anything Annie Leibovitz has done – and if want corporate Disney Miley Cyrus porn you can make your own with Vanessa Hudgens.
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Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
In OK! This Week: Ashton Kutcher’s Wants Another Ashton Kutcher, Diane Kruger On Brad Pitt And Gareth Gates’ Mole
IN this week’s OK! – Ashton Kutcher’s Gift, Diane Kruger On Ironing Condoms And Gareth Gates’ Missy Mole…
Diane Kruger ‘s Laughs It Up
Diane Kruger, who stars opposite Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, is in conversation with OK!:
“I’m on time even when I try not to be. I’m German. I’m responsible. I’m neat. I iron my tablecloths.”
Bing a typical German, when she’s in Mallorca she naturally irons her condoms.
Missy Ga-Ga-Gates
OK! catches up with Gareth Gates, Suzanne Mole and their daughter Missy, who was born in April and “very well behaved”.
Gareth and Suzanne are “introducing Missy to the world”, which to her eyes looks like an OK! hacks with a syrup-leaded pencil and a photographer. And there’s the sound of mum talking about Missy’s birth:
“It was so easy. We decided to go for a Caesarean… I had a new procedure called a natural section… instead of being cut open, and having the baby pulled out, they find the head first and then bring it out.”
Or your stomach. Hence “natural section”.
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Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Susan Boyle Launches Range Of Merchandise
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan launches a new range of merchandise, which may say well should she well, retire undefeated…
Susan Boyle is one reality TV contestant who let fame go to her head. And by that, I mean she had a breakdown as a result of the celebrity that was thrust upon her after appearing on “Britain’s Got Talent.” But she’s not alone. Paula Goodspeed committed suicide outside “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul’s home after being teased about her weak tryout. Then there’s CT from “Real World/Road Rules Challenges: The Duel 2,” who would have killed Adam in a couple fights if producers and cast members hadn’t intervened.
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Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment
Susan Boyle Sings At Demi Moore’s Wedding
SUSAN Boyle is out of The Priory and it’s on with Part III of the plan to see if you can milk a Hairy Angel?
In “SUE MUCH BETTER”, the Mirror’s Mark Jefferies says,
“BOYLE LEAVES THE PRIORY TO BE REUNITED WITH HER PRECIOUS CAT.”
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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Shaheen Jafargholi Wins Britain’s Got Talent
SUSAN Boyle is old Britain’s Got Talent news; old and frumpy Britain’s Got Equal Opportunities news. The new news is Shaheen Jafargholi. He’s got pliability, likeability and the potential to lend his name to a range of hair gels – Put the Shaheen in your hair – (Max, call me), sell dreams to the pre-teens and hope to their mums.
Shaheen Jafargholi can do it all. But first things first: before he can become a star, Shaheen needs to be patronised by Hollywood shape-shifter Demi Moore.
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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Ashton Kutcher Kills Twitter
ASHTON Kutcher aims to be the King of Twitter.
Can Ashton communicate in 140 characters or less?
In today’s look at how the media works, Anorak spots CNN leading with “BREAKING NEWS” on the story that CNN is writing about Hollywood pro-celebrity Kutcher.
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Posted: 17th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Meets Demi Moore And Kisses Drew Barrymore
SUSAN Bolye Watch – Anorak’s look at Britain’s Got Talent agonist Susan Boyle in the news. Today Susan is bigger than Obama and Tweet on celebs…
Heal The World
Tom Morris uses his Huffington Post column to say: “Susan Boyle Energizes the World.”
There is communal thinking on Twitter on a level and in a form I’ve never seen before. Almost every day, a topic comes up that causes me, as a philosopher, to ponder a bit, and then share the results of that pondering in the 140 character increments that Twitter allows. Today, someone mentioned Susan Boyle, the lady who has made such a stir worldwide with her recent appearance on the television show Britain’s Got Talent…
Keep in mind the 140 character format, if you’re not familiar with Twitter, and the need for a topic announcement with each offering, as every one of them has to stand on its own or be lost in the fast moving stream of Heraclitean tweets.
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Posted: 17th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (16)
Video: Barack Obama On Susan Boyle
SUSAN Boyle is becoming all things to all journalists.
Early days in the Britain’s Got Talent TV show, and the temptation must be for Boyle to retire in the knowledge that the show needs her more than she needs the show. A stint on Love Island awaits.
Hereunder is a round-up of Boyle news:
Demi Who?
But a spokesman for the ITV talent show said: “I called Susan to tell her when I read about her famous fans in The Sun but she seemed a bit bemused. “She had no idea who Ashton was and although she’d heard of Demi, she didn’t really know who she was. But now she is very grateful for their support” – The Sun
Read Susan & Me, by Demi Moore here.
Tears across the pond:
Unemployed Susan, from West Lothian in Scotland, has now received interview requests from as far away as Australia and the U.S. She even featured on America’s prestigious NBC Today Show – where a presenter cried as she watched the clip – Daily Mail
Bigger than BO:
Thursday (prediction): Susan Boyle surpasses Barack Obama as the most popular human being on the planet – Mother Jones
Message in a Boyle:
Watching the first part of Boyle’s performance video is cringe-worthy enough, because you realize how rude and cynical our culture has become – Suffolk News Herald
Live from Scottishland:
The 47-year-old singer with the heavenly voice will perform on Thursday’s “Early Show” — from her kitchen in Scotland – Orlando Sentinel
No kissing:
Unless you live under a rock, you know about the Scottish woman who has taken the industrialized World by storm: Susan Boyle.
What I identify with about Ms. Boyle is, I myself…my Mom called and said Boyle was the next Julie Andrews.
– SF Gate
She’s got big balls:
Big Jack Baloney from Canada writes: As a huge AC/DC fan for years now, I have to admit Susan Boyle brought me to tears…I cried tears I didn’t even know existed, wow, every time I watch her it moves me so much, my whole family is impressed by the unbelievable talent and soul that is…SUSAN BOYLE! – The Globe & Mail Letters
Jade?
Susan Boyle is an angel – The Globe & Mail Letters
Susan Boyle & Me:
Susan Boyle and me – The Times, SA
Doe, Ray, Me-Me-Me:
But I betcha you have a dream that’s been shoved deep into the Odd Sock Drawer of your subconscious, buried under the immediacy and minutiae of life, or beaten senseless by the weight of More Pressing Things. Do you even remember what it was? Was it driving 140 across the New Mexico desert? Hang-Gliding? Opening your own cafe? Finishing college? Do you even remember that moment when you tucked it away, filed it under “Later”? Susan Boyle never forgot hers. Oh, she popped it into the Sock Drawer, too. But she evidently goes to her Sock Drawer more often than we do – Seattle pi .com
Susan Boyle is all things to all people…
For all the latest Susan Boyle news – read on…
Demi Moore Twitters Susan Boyle
Video: Susan Boyle On Britain’s Got Talent
Susan Boyle Look-Alike Exposed
Susan Boyle Is Britain’s Got Talent
Boyle by name – Susan Boyle Is Boiled Alive
She’s as big as a garage – Susan Boyle Sings In Her Garage
Susan Boyle To Sing At Olympics Opening Ceremony
Posted: 16th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Demi Moore Twitters Susan Boyle
DEMI Moore has been watching Susan Boyle – a woman who is exactly what Moore would look like without surgery. What are the odds?
Demi Moore is also a name given to nominative determinism, like Sue Boyle.
Ashton Kutcher, Moore’s husband, is also watching Susan Boyle.
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Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Pictures: Susan Boyle Naked
WE’RE all going crazy for Susan Boyle, the woman who showed Saturday night telly watchers that you don’t need to show your false chest, wood-stained skin and G-string to get on telly, but can keep it all under wraps, like Susan Boyle did.
Susan is in interview, and has this to say:
“Modern society is too quick to judge people on their appearances. There is not much you can do about it; it is the way they think; it is the way they are. But maybe this could teach them a lesson, or set an example.”
See her performance here.
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Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)
Face Off: Cloning Courteney Cox And Demi Moore
IN Hollywood, there is new look. Courteney Cox and Demi Moore both bought it and are right now wearing this season’s hair, face, nose and glow.
Tsk! And the doctor told them it was a one-off protype.
You can’t trust anybody…
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)
Rumer Willis Fancied Her Dad
RUMER Wllis, daughter to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore says of her step-dad Ashton Kutcher:
“I was 15 and he was a heart-throb to me – I had pictures of him on my wall! I remember Mum saying her new ‘friend’ was going to hang out with us. I said: ‘What’s his name?’ I freaked out a bit and blushed.”
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment
