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Woman Scared For Life By Naked Neighbour’s Hairy Sausage

sausage-tosserDENISE Woodage tells Reading Crown Court that she has been put off sausages for life by the sight of her “oddball” her neighbour Paul Darlow masturbating in his back garden in Churchwood Walk, Calcot.

What kind of sausages is unsaid, but Anorak guesses it’s those ones you get from caravan’s parked in motorway laybys, the ones with the meatballs still attached.

What is more, Woodage says she all too frequently saw “pale and hairy” Darlow going about his household chores wearing only a pair of boots.

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Posted: 3rd, September 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)