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Little Spanish Sprogs invade Pitch at Euro 2012 Final – blame Dennis Wise

BLAME Dennis Wise. Once upon a time children dreamt of treading the hallowed turf after a life dedicated to improving footballing skills. It all went awry at the 2000 FA Cup Final of 2000, when Chelsea’s Wisey bowed to sentiment and playground oneupmanship by sitting his child inside the fabled trophy. What once was storyed and legend became an all-in-one silver potty.

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Posted: 2nd, July 2012 | In: Sports | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrities Shun Jade Goody

EARLY reports were that Michael Jackson would be attending Jade’s Goody funeral.

Old Mr Anorak keeps a picture of Jackson above his desk – the one of Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor at David Gest’s marriage to Liza Minneli that suggests all three are melting over a giant candle. OMA says the picture reminds him of his fourth wife during her three-day weekender at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s clinic.

But now a veil hangs over the image. News reaches us that Jackson will not be at the big Jade party.

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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0