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Jade Goody returns for one more Big Brother

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Good news for TV types looking to create telly on a low-budget: when you hire to-deadline psychic Derek Acorah, you also get Jade Goody and David Gest. It’s a three-for-one deal. Sure, two of the trio are dead, but if it’s good enough for God, it’s more than works for Celebrity Big Brother.

In the Daily Star, we read: “Derek claims to be in touch with dead housemates Jade Goody and David Gest.” The rest of us can catch them on Big Brother highlights reels, which haven’t needed to be updated for years.

Now, who fancies a Popadom?


Posted: 3rd, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, News, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Derek Acorah will ‘read’ your phone for ghosts

Medium and psychic Derek Acorah examines hieroglyphics on a stone tableau at the Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology in central London.

IN a move that in no way shows you that those who ‘talk’ to the dead are charging for something that’s a complete crock, Derek Acorah has using his ‘skills’ to read people just by looking at their phones.


The medium – known for Living TV’s Most Haunted and his impossibly bright teeth – teamed up with TalkTalk to spend the day asking members of the public to lend them their handsets.

Acorah surprised/frightened shoppers as he appeared to reveal personal details about their lives.

“I know you like music,” he told one woman, before she revealed that she’s an opera singer. Not that ‘you like music’ applies to anyone who have functioning ears.

Have a look at Acorah in action before asking yourself if you could sleep at night carrying on like that.

Posted: 5th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Derek Acorah cancels gig thanks to “unforeseen ­circumstances”

GET ready to mock a man who thinks he can talk to the ether. TV psychic Derek Acorah cancelled a show earlier this month due to “unforeseen ­circumstances”.

Just brilliant.

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Posted: 17th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Psychic Derek Acorah cancels show dues to unforeseen circumstances

DUE to unforeseen ­circumstances TV psychic and future teller Derek Acorah will not be appearing in Fire.

Posted: 10th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Derek Acorah says Madeleine McCann will be reincarnated as Cheryl Cole’s baby

MADELEINE McCANN is dead. So says Derek Acorah. He tells the world: “She’s not on this earth any more.” But she in the celestial Sun, which leads with the opinions of a man who told us that Cheryl Cole and Ashley would have a baby in 2011, Michael Jackson is communicatingWorld Cup WAGS were going to jail and that Bournemouth and Brighton are about to be submerged beneath sea ice.

Still, Acorah hedges his bets and says that although Our Maddie is gone she is set to be reincarnated, most likely, perhaps, as Cheryl Cole’s baby.

“I know her parents are convinced Maddie is alive and I’m really sorry – but the little one has been over in the spirit world for some time. I don’t think she’ll be there long before she reincarnates. When children pass over who haven’t had full lives I believe they choose the time to come back in the same form again — as another little girl.”

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Posted: 15th, May 2012 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (15) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Tweeting Derek Acorah Sees Mass Death In Ireland And Tsunamis In Bournemouth

DEREK Acorah, the shiny-suited TV spiritualist, has had some notable triumphs. Thanks to him, Lisa Manning’s family know that the poltergeist moving about a pink chair at their home in Lilley Close, Holbrooks, Coventry, is called Jim.

We know that Cheryl Cole and Ashley will have a baby in 2011.

He told us that Michael Jackson is communicating.

He told us that the wags at the World Cup might end up in jail.

He, allegedly, channelled a fictional character in Bodmin jail.

In this week’s OK!, Derek tells readers of “massive cataclysmic changes next year… Look at the tsunamis and the volcanoes. Many, many people’s lives will be taken, all in one go…. It will between spring and summer and it will hit around Ireland , and then spread to Central America …The weather will go haywire. It will be like going back to the Ice Age. The South Coast will be hit, but not as far as London.”

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Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Coventry Poltergeist Is Removals Man Called Jim

THANKS to TV medium Derek Acorah, Lisa Manning’s family, know that the poltergeist moving about a pink chair at their home in Lilley Close, Holbrooks, Coventry, is called Jim.

Jim, a dab hand at light removals, is “very, very angry man”. Thankfully, the “door” is now closed because Derek has cleansed the area.

Sadly, it is too late for the family pet which, as Lisa, says, took unexplained tumble down the stairs.

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Posted: 30th, March 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Michael Jackson’s Five Questions For Derek Acorah, Video

derek-acorahFOR those of you who missed Derek Acorah’s live séance with Michael Jackson, here it is. Jackson has a message from beyond. What is his message? His message is that David Gest’s head is on fire? That June Sarpong now has all the credibility of Simon Cowell looking for singing talent? No. Not this time. Michael wants us to know that he’s not the only one whose looking for a new outlet on the telly:

Here are the Top Five celebrities Derek Acorah should connect with next:

Saddam Hussein – Is Barbara Windsor right to duck out of EastEnders now, or should she wait until Sam is married?

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Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

TV Presenter Interviewed Michael Jackson After He’d Died

michael-jackson-ghost1BBC Radio Five Live reports that TV medium Derek Acorah is to interview Michael Jackson. You can’t libel the dead, so listen out for Derek asking some hard hitting questions, such as:

You there, Michael?
How you feelin’, Michael?

Before children rush up to Derek to scream “Are you my daddy?”, we recall the words of parapsychologist Dr Ciaran O’Keeffe, who “sensationally lifted the lid on the ghost hunting series, Most Haunted … and claims that the public are being deceived by ‘showmanship and dramatics’”.

We were given this anecdote:

While on a shoot at Bodmin gaol he invented a long-dead South African jailer called Kreed Kafer – an anagram of Derek Faker. “I wrote the name down and asked another member of the crew to mention it to Derek before filming. I honestly didn’t think Derek would take the bait. But during the filming he actually got possessed by my fictional character!”

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Posted: 14th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0