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Justin Bieber To Star In Dirty Dancing Remake?

WOMEN! You like Dirty Dancing don’t you? Of course you do! It’s got love and dancing in it! It’s got Patrick Swayze’s muscles in when they were alive! It’s got Jennifer Grey in it before she completely transformed her face by making her nose vanish with plastic surgery! It’s got that song in it! AND THE LIFT! THE BIT WITH THE LIFT!

Oh, it’s so romantic and junk!

So which vapid, apple pie dross are going to star in the remake of the classic I’m On My Period And Want To Be Left Alone, Thanks film?

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Posted: 11th, August 2011 | In: Film | Comment (1)

Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Do Tanzania: In Pictures And Nibbled Tattoos

CHERYL Cole is in Africa. She’s in Tanzania with Derek Hough. Yesterday, she was still in love with nation’s World Cup sweetheart Ashley Cole. Today, “smitten” Cheryl – soon to be Cheryl Tweedy – is in Tanzania on what the Sun calls a “romantic trip to Africa”.

And it is a “secret trip”. Look, there’s secretive Cheryl walking through Heathrow Airport with her Hough and an assistant.

Cheryl Cole Reunites With Ashley Cole For World Cup: Pictures

Or as the Mirror’s 3am Girls tell us:

The sneaky little things arrived at Heathrow separately yesterday before hopping on a flight to Tanzania for a dirty long weekend.

Surely “romantic” weekend? Maybe. As the headline informs readers:

Cheryl and Derek are probably bonking in Africa as we speak

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Posted: 17th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

The Monstering Of Cherly Cole’s ‘Attacker’ Danielle Beeres: Pictures

CHERYL Cole’s “ATTACKER “ who left her “terrified” is Danielle Beeres. Danielle is 21. Danielle, says, the Sun’s Andrew Parker, “talks about her constantly and practises copying Cheryl’s signature.

Does talking about someone a lot make you “obsessed”? That question to you, the Sun, OK!, Daily Star, Simon Cowell and more…

Pictures: Cheryl Cole Attacked With Pen By ‘Crazed Mob’ In Birmingham

Does talking about Cheryl Cole make you a potential “attacker”? Defamer’s Jess McGuire says she is “obsessed” with Girls Aloud. Is she dangerous. Might she ask for Cheryl’s autograph?

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Posted: 16th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole’s Women

derek-hough-1CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up:

The Sun says Derek has been “comforting” Cheryl Cole for “seven hours”. The Star counts “nine hours”. The Star sees him leave Cheryl Cole’s hotel at 4am. The Sun sees him leave at 4:15am. Both papers lead with shot of Derek Hough carrying a dog.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun has now written more about Chelsea and England’s Ashley Cole sex life more than it has about his club captain and former national skipper John Terry. Ashley Cole once sued the Sun and won. John Terry gives the Sun exclusives.

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

The media narrative is clear: Ashley Cole is bad. And Chelsy Cole, the woman with “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck who once assaulted a toilet worker, who told us that we must fight for our love, sold her wedding photos to OK! and posed for pictures with an ice cream sundae between her thighs is “dignified”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cheryl Cole is married. As the Sun says:

American Derek went to the Girls Aloud beauty’s hotel room and emerged smiling broadly.

An onlooker said: “He looked very pleased with himself.”

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)