Posts Tagged ‘disney’
Tiana Becomes Disney’s First Black Princess
AS America talks about race and race and the need not to talk about race, Disneyland introduces its first black princess.
Our Man in LA pays Princess Tiana a visit:
Posters are up and products are on sale at the park, promoting the animated feature, The Princess and The Frog, and the character Princess Tiana.
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Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3)
Disney’s Snow White Becomes Ho White In Beer Campaign
ANYONE who received the email Snow White virus, and who tempted by the chance to see a fairytale character servicing seven miniature miners and opened it, will be delighted to see this advert for Ho White.
Snow White is pictured in bed, waiting for the little one to roll over, enjoying a post-orgy smoke. The advert for Jamieson’s Raspberry Ale – it’s “anything but sweet” – has not goen down well with Disney. It can’t have its fantasy characters based on other people’s stories smoking.
How white, and Filthy, Smarmy and Randy, will have to go.
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Posted: 16th, October 2009 | In: Money | Comments (2)
Courtney Love’s Erect Turtle Saves The News Industry And Photojournalism
COURTNEY LOVE “couldn’t get any more bonkers,” says the Sun (via D-listed), “she goes and posts a picture of herself in bed with a TURTLE on the web“. It’s an erect turltle and it’s not in a web, it’s on her head, like a novelty hat.
And with that another nail is hit into the belly of photojournalism.
Paparazzi pictures are big money – bigger money in staged portraits of celebrities. But here is Love doing a Lindsay Lohan and a Demi Moore by using her own camera on herself.
How can photographers and stalkers with cameras make a living if the celebrities break their own exclusives?
Love’s portrait is as good as anything Annie Leibovitz has done – and if want corporate Disney Miley Cyrus porn you can make your own with Vanessa Hudgens.
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Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Five Facts About Tinkerbell The Speaking Clock
For three months, all callers to 123 will learn the time from the fairy, with bells replacing the usual time pips.A CALL to BT’s speaking clock. And is answered by Tinkerbell.
Five Things You Didn’t Know About Tinkerbell
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Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Smiley Miley Cyrus Produces World’s First Organic Film
MILEY Cyrus, aka teen sensation Hannah Monata, gives us the celebrity quote of the day:
Well, to do a feature film, we had to make sure it had a beginning, a middle and an end. There are plot twists and turns – and it’s going to be a lot of fun. It’s not just a two-hour TV show because you can do that on Disney Channel. It’s much more than that. It’s a much more organic movie.
An organic Hannah Montan movie. To go with her organic song…
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Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)
