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Otters And Dogs Can Be Pals: Video

WHY can’t we call get along like otters and dogs..?

Posted: 8th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


When Another Man’s Dog Poos In Your Garden, This Happens (Video)

WHEN someone else’s dog lays a turd in your garden, what do you do? What do you want to happen? In this video the dog owner is met by the angry homeowner. The ending is a surprise… (Language NSFW):

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Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


World’s Got Talent Presents Matrix – The Homing Dog

WORLDS’S Got Talent – Anorak’s search for a global superstar – journeys to France, where the Matrix Homing Dog….

Spotter: Daily Picks and Flicks.

So far:

Norway: Tonje Langeteig

USA: She’s Mad

USA: Mark Gormley
USA: Lori Watt

USA: Cutie Pattootie

France: Giorgio Moody

Russia: Edouard Hill

China: Bony Enemy

Australia: RAED

Brazil: Mr Brasilerio

Posted: 4th, June 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


For Sale In Nofolk: Evil Bob – The Worst Dog In The World

EVIL Bob is for sale. Evil Bob is a dog owned by Tem Sosa from Downham Market, Norfolk. Evil Bob is a  border collie who featrues in this advert:

Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as I have put up with him for nearly ten years and can’t take much more. He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet. He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog – probably peed on the climber and stole their Kendal mint cake. He has caused nothing but trouble here as he doesn’t fit in well with a large group of dogs. He looks older than his years, has wonky teeth, bad breath and a bad attitude. He is terrified of cats, snaps at horses’ heels and nips pigs.
“He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side, licks the cooker and pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame.”

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Posted: 28th, May 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Flying Dog Falls On Old People

HOW did May the stray toy poodle come to fall from the sky into Canada’s Sechelt’s Shorncliffe Nursing Home? May’s ribs are broken. There are tears in her flesh.

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


After Fox Hunting, Beagles Learn To Catch A Ball (Video)

WHAT do you do with a beagle no longer allowed to chase a fox on behalf of the chickens? You teach it to catch…

Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Dog Waits For Statue To Throw The Stick: Video

THE dog wait for the statue to toss the stick:

Posted: 7th, May 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Middle Classes Hire Dog Child Minders As European Au Pairs Reject UK

THE middle classes have been forced to hire dogs to take care of their children as the recession in Portugal and Spain bites into the au pair market:

Posted: 16th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


In Which The Dog Fails To Hump: Video

IN this video, the dog will fail to hump. It is all in the preparation:

Posted: 14th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts | Comment


RIP Belle: Your Were The Best Balls On Nose Dog In The Business

RIP Belle the dog: you were a legend when it came to balancing balls on your nose…

Posted: 25th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Norman Is The Scooting Dog: Video

NORMAN is a briard, and that breed is, as you know, tops for scooting.

Posted: 5th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Dog Tosses Owner’s Weed To Police

WHEN Sherman County cop Sgt. John Terrel pulled over Joel Dobrin’s1998 GMW with California plates, a sock flew out of the window.

Dobrin tells police that as he tried to hide the sock, his passenger, a dog, grabbed hold of it in his teeth and pulled. Dobrin pulled. The dog pulled harder. The dog won and with a flick of its head tossed the sock out of the vehicle.

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Liverpool Gran Caught Having Sex With Pet Rottweiler

PAULA Mangan, 42, a grandma, has been having sex with her family’s Rottweiler-Chow dog in Huyton. In court, she is handed a  two-year community order with supervision. Her partner Lee McCall pleaded guilty to 13 counts of making indecent images.

Says Judge Robert Warnock:

“I am satisfied you now realise this sort of behaviour is wholly and totally unacceptable.”

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Chicken Saves Dog From Drowning

WHEN Nutty the eight-week-old Jack Russell puppy fell into the garden pond, John Greene from Greystones, Co Wicklow, brought him back to life with a kiss.

Man kisses dog, would be a news item itself. But this one has more. The 42-year-old Irishman was alerted to the exhausted animal sinking to the bottom of the pond when chickens he keeps in his backyard kicked up a commotion. Lassie… Flipper…Skipper…

What that, Feathers?

Scene 1: The Pond

Feathers: Bock,bock,bock,bock,bock,begowwwwk

Nutty’s stuck in the pond and he’s gonna drown?!

Feathers: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!

Moments later Nutty is saved. To build up his strength, the pooch is served a hearty chicken supper.

Scene 2: Dinner

Thanks Feather.

Feathesr: Sizzle.

Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Beautiful The Rottweiler Is A Really Sweet Dog: Pet Video Of The Day

BEAUTIFUL the Rottweiler is a “really sweet dog”. (The dog to her side is a bit too salty…

Posted: 4th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts | Comment


Momo Is The Chihuahua Is Japan’s Edible Lifesaver

MOMO is the chihuahua tracking down earthquake victims in Japan.

Momo (Peach) is smaller than the average rescue dog and is thus able to wriggle into tiny spaces.

She will also be easier for the trapped person to overpower and eat…

spotter: D-listed

Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Target The Afghanistan Hero Dog Dies In Mysterious Circumstances

RIP Target the dog, you endured and survived Afghanistan but found the Pinal County’s Animal Control division a tougher nut to crack. They killed you.

Target was brought to Arizona from Afghanistan by Sgt. Terry Young. Target has saved Terry life, scaring a suicide bomber as he tried to blow himself and others to smithereens at Dand Patan, a US Army base. The bomber blinked and blew himself up in a doorway rather than the soldier’s mess. No soldier was killed, although five were injured.

Target has escaped from the garden. She ended up in Camp X-Dog in Casa Grande. She was euthanized. Says Young:

“I just can’t believe that something like this would happen to such a good dog.”

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Posted: 17th, November 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Dog Gets Even On Honking Car Driver

DOGS. You like them. So. Here’s a video of a dog getting even on a car driven by biting off the licence plate. And that’s it…

Posted: 19th, June 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


The Transformer Pet: Turning A Dog Into A Cat

BORED of your pet? Here’s how to turn your dog into a cat, and vice versa…

Posted: 15th, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (3)


The Case Of The Labour Activist, A Dog And The Severed Finger

“WHEN I came in there was the finger lying on the floor, cleanly sliced off.

“I wrapped it up in a food bag and put it in the freezer and waited for the owner to come back and collect it, so he could have it stitched on – but he never came back.

“I contacted the police because at the end of the day I have got somebody’s finger in my freezer. Later I got a call from them and they said they had found the owner, Brian Hunter.”

There’s more:

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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (7)