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A picture of Donald Trump with his daughter Ivanka perched atop two concrete parrots having sex
Photo of the day: “A picture of Donald Trump, with his daughter Ivanka, perched atop two concrete parrots having sex.”
A picture of Donald Trump, with his daughter Ivanka, perched atop two concrete parrots having sex. pic.twitter.com/TFse8gM1An
— Tim Ireland (@bloggerheads) January 31, 2016
Posted: 1st, February 2016 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Paris: diversity, pluralism and Trump’s lazy rhetoric
Kenan Malik looks at the massacre in Paris in “AFTER PARIS“. The killers slaughtered people at the Jewish-owned Bataclan theatre. They hit the Stade de France, where ‘Les Bleus’ were playing.
What the terrorists despised, what they tried to eliminate, were ordinary people, drinking, eating, laughing, mixing. That is what they hated – not so much the French state as the values of diversity and pluralism.
He reasons:
This is not terrorism with a political aim, but terror as an end in itself.
Who leads the response?
An ideal policy would marry the beneficial aspects of the two approaches – celebrating diversity while treating everyone as citizens, rather than as simply belonging to particular communities. In practice, though, Britain and France have both institutionalized the more damaging features – Britain placing minorities into ethnic and cultural boxes, France attempting to create a common identity by treating those of North African origin as the Other. The consequence has been that in both Britain and France societies have become more fractured and tribal. And in both nations a space has been opened up for Islamism to grow.
And her some the next President of the USA. It’s Trump:
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump says victims of the terrorist attacks in France on Friday would have had a better chance of defending themselves if they were allowed to carry guns.
“When you look at Paris, you know, the toughest gun laws in the world, nobody had guns except for the bad guys, nobody,” Trump said at a campaign rally in Beaumont, Texas, on Saturday. “Nobody had guns, and they were just shooting them one by one.”
The billionaire business mogul said the outcome would have been “different” if citizens were armed.
“And I’ll tell you what, you can say what you want, but if they had guns, if our people had guns, if they were allowed to carry, it would have been a much, much different situation,” he said.
At least 129 civilians were killed in France in a series of coordinated terror attacks Friday. The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has taken responsibility for the attacks.
Trump also called President Obama’s plan to take in displaced Syrian refugees “insane.”
What an awful idea. One thing we love about living in Britain is that citizens and not routinely armed.
Posted: 15th, November 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment
Older couple helps young woman pay attention to Donald Trump (Vine)
The multi-tasking woman is reading Citizen: An American Lyric by Claudia Rankine.
Jacket copy (via Xeni Jardin):
Claudia Rankine’s bold new book recounts mounting racial aggressions in ongoing encounters in twenty-first-century daily life and in the media. Some of these encounters are slights, seeming slips of the tongue, and some are intentional offensives in the classroom, at the supermarket, at home, on the tennis court with Serena Williams and the soccer field with Zinedine Zidane, online, on TV-everywhere, all the time. The accumulative stresses come to bear on a person’s ability to speak, perform, and stay alive. Our addressability is tied to the state of our belonging, Rankine argues, as are our assumptions and expectations of citizenship. In essay, image, and poetry, Citizen is a powerful testament to the individual and collective effects of racism in our contemporary, often named “post-race” society.
Spotter: Vic Berger IV’s Vine.
Posted: 11th, November 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment
The tarty Donald Trump cosplay outfit exists
For $70 that’s less than you pay your Mexican gardener, right? – you can buy a saucy Donald Trump outfit. What straight, red-blooded American male doesn’t look at Trump and think, ‘Boy, I’d sure like to make sweet love to him but I don’t wannabe a gay’? Well , now you guys can get a woman to play the Don and make real your sexual fantasy.
CNBC has more.
According to a survey released by the National Retail Federation on Monday, political costumes tied for 10th place in its annual top costume list for adults (though this likely wasn’t what they had in mind).“As we’ve seen for several years, Hollywood and pop culture both have a tremendous impact on how adults and their children decide to dress the part each Halloween, and it’s evident some of the biggest newsmakers of the year will be out in full force this fall,” NRF President and CEO Matthew Shay said.
Scary stuff!
Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment
Donald Trump in bloviate Twitter exchange with Modern Family writer Danny Zuker
On twitter, Donald Trump spent a portion of his valuable time tweeting Modern Family writer Danny Zuker. Trump seems possessed of all the self-awareness of a dog stood by a pile of poo.
danny zuker, donald trump
Spotter: Alternet
Donald Trump’s hair style will make him President
Donald Trump says his hair tsunami is real. Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers have both touched the hair on the telly. And still the rumours persists that Donald’ Trump’s hair is real – but real what?
A Dr. Sean Bednam, from Dermatology and Hair Restoration Specialists, looked at 300 photos of Donald Trump, and declared:
“Donald Trump did not have a hair transplant, and, he doesn’t have a toupee. This is all his own hair, and it is exactly how he styled his hair when he was younger.”
So. How do you get the look. In 2008, the Daily Mail explained how:
Wave your hair ‘hello’
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Posted: 10th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment
Donald Trump Falls Foul of Fred West Prank (Photo)
OH dear.
We know Donald Trump is a bit thick, but today he excelled himself… and that’s saying something.
In the past, he’s spat that Barack Obama isn’t a real American, demanding to see passports and all that, while back in the ’70s, he was accused of being a massive racist when he called for the death penalty in full page adverts of three black teenagers who were accused of raping a jogger, but exonerated. Oh, and in a book, John R. O’Donnell – former president of Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino – said that Donald once uttered that “laziness is a trait in blacks”.
This isn’t all old news though. Only last year, Trump tweeted that: “According to Bill O’Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks-if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%, 1% white”.
He’s also made wild claims that vaccines are related to autism, which has been proven to be a complete crock.
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Posted: 29th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Donald Trump honoured that his Aberdeen golf complex won six star Donald Trump golf complex award
HIRSUTE tycoon Donald Trump’s Scottish golf course is the world’s best. The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences has awarded Trump’s Aberdeen course its Six Star Diamond Award.
Back in May, AAHS awarded a “SIX STAR DIAMOND AWARD” to the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster in New Jersey for the third consecutive year.
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Posted: 10th, June 2013 | In: Sports, The Consumer | Comment
Revealed: the animals who died for Donald Trump and John Travolta’s hair
THE excellent 14 has a news series called Celebrity Hait Beasts. It’s about the hair. It’s always about the hair. Donald Trump and John Travolta get skewered:
Posted: 6th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Hell toupee: Donald Trump lambasts John Stewart for revealing his birth name F*uckface Von Clownstick
DONALD Trump = tweets:
“I promise you that I’m much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz – I mean Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow.”
“Who, by the way, is totally overrated.”
Has the Trump outed a clever Jew?
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Posted: 4th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Donald Trump says wind farms will bring down planes over Scotland
DONALD Trump is no fan of wind farms. Wind and Donald’s do not mix well (see video above).
Trump wants to build a golf course on Scotland’s midge-invested lands. He thinks that wind farms parked off the coast will spoil the golfing experience. They will be worse eyesores than braying middle-aged men in canary yellow trousers hitting balls. Scotland is caught in the crosshairs.
Trump has taken out an advert in the Scottish press. The ad links Scotland’s First Minister Alex Salmond’s backing for wind power to the Scottish Government’s decision to free Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the only man victim of the Lockerbie bombing in which 270 people were killed.
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Posted: 23rd, April 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Barron Trump tastes of caviar: Donald’s peerless boy smears himself in fish eggs
GIVE it up. Barron Trump is better than you. The product of walking hair tsunami Donald Trump and his curent wifeMelania Trump, is the subject of a chat on ABC News. Melania says Barron, 7, is into suits and moisturises with caviar cream every night:
“He’s not a sweatpants child,” says Trump, 42, of her only child with her husband of eight years, Donald Trump, 66. “He doesn’t mind putting on [a suit]—but not every day— and he likes to dress up in a tie sometimes like Daddy.”
Trump tells ABC News that in addition to dressing her son nicely, she makes sure that he takes care of his skin, slathering him in her eponymous Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer after his nightly bath.
“It smells very, very fresh,” says the businesswoman, who launched the skincare line this week at Lord & Taylor. “I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!”
Come the revolution, readers, when the 1 per cent are eaten, Barron will make a delicious canape…
Posted: 12th, April 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lord Sugar V Donald Trump is Twitter fight of 2012
LORD Sugar v Donald Trump. Who wins on Twitter?
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Posted: 7th, December 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Donald Trump’s deleted Obama tweets
HOW did the election go, Donald Trump? Right after President Barack Obama won four more years (the US Teleprompter Community celebrated wildly, it says here) tsunami-haired gold wrangler Donald Trump took to Twitter.
He called for revolution!
He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1)
Donald Trump’s kids investigate Obama’s parentage in Africa: turns out they’re bastards
YOU might think a man with tsunami on his head would be sensitive to natural disasters. But Donald Trump is not like the rest of us. Trump is all about bits of paper. Bits of paper makes things true to Donald. He most likely has bits of paper that say “Your Hair Is Real”, “Scotland Loves You” and “You Da Man” pinned up around his house, each piece of proof printed on embossed paper and bearing the hallmarks of esteemed institutions, such as The Harvard School of Hair.
Most recently, Trump has been looking for a piece of paper that proves Barack Obama’s passport application form. If Obama shows it, Trump will donate $5m to a charity of Obama’s choosing. If he doesn’t, Trump will keep his money. Obama – shock of shock – never took up the offer.
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Posted: 3rd, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Harry Styles uses Donald Trump’s hairdresser
HAS Harry Styles (right), swordsman with One Direction, been using Donald Trump’s hairdresser (left)? And does he have to pay a licence fee..?
Spotter: TheFrogMan
Posted: 30th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Donald Trump champions static energy: Edinburgh students create the world’s greatest ever photo
THERE are many reasons why Donald Trump is opposed to wind farms. Many. One reason is that wind farms will be visible from Trump’s planned £750 million golf resort in Aberdeenshire. Trump says the man he calls “Mad Alex” Salmond told him over a New York dinner that wind farms would not be visible from his golf course. Scotland’s First Minister calls that “completely untrue”. Other reasons why Donald Trump is not keen on wind, can be seen here and in this photo. A student at Edinburgh University shows the world that when it comes to renewable energy, static beats wind. (This might be the world’s greatest ever photo.)
Spotter: @fultybhoy4,@Aiannucci
Posted: 27th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Donald Trump boasts about his private parts to transgender Jenna Talackova
DONALD TRUMP, the real-estate mogul, US Apprentice boss and owner of the Miss Universe Organisation, bragged about is genitalia when addressing the controversy surrounding Jenna Talackova (photos), a transgender beauty queen who was disqualified from the Miss Universe pageant in Canada last month.
During a press conference, the 23-year-old Talackova ‘s attorney, Gloria Allred, referred to Trump’s private parts, saying that Talackova “didn’t ask Mr. Trump to prove he’s a naturally born man, or see photos of his birth, or to view his anatomy… It made no difference to her.”
In response, Trump phoned in to TMZ, telling viewers that “I think Gloria would be very, very, very impressed with me”. As regards sharing his baby pictures, Trump joked: “I just wanna know how much will Gloria pay me? Because if the payment is enough, I might just do it. Boy, would she be impressed.”
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Eric and Donald Trump Junior kill wild animals for fun – photos
DONALD Trump’s children Donald Jr. and Eric went to Zimbabwe and killed a lot of animals: elephant, civet cat, big wild pig. Rumours suggest they went hunting for new sources of Trump hair.
Experts at Psychology Today opine:
Since the 1970″s, research has consistently reported childhood cruelty to animals as the first warning sign of later delinquency, violence, and criminal behavior. [sic]
The BBC notes:
People who participate in a system that treats animals cruelly, and that kills animals to provide trivial pleasures to human beings, are behaving selfishly, and not as a virtuous person would.
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Posted: 15th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Trump and Romney dupe media with unimportant story, says media
MITT Romney is now supported by Donald Trump, he of the tsunami fringe. The Guardian reports this nugget in an unusual fashion:
Mitt Romney wins backing of Donald Trump ahead of Nevada caucuses
Business magnate and champion self-publicist Donald Trump has endorsed Republican presidential Mitt Romney in an event of no importance but one that successfully diverted media attention from the other candidates only two days before the Nevada caucuses.
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Posted: 3rd, February 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment
Donald Trump Flies Into Aberdeen: Muslim Hair Flies Around Looking For Target
DONALD Trump has been allowed into the UK to inspect his new golf course at the Menie estate in Aberdeenshire – despite the fact that some people still cling onto the nutty notion that he is locked in a war for racial supremacy with his Muslim hair – hair that experts says has “Gone West”.
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Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Is Donald Trump’s Hair Made In China?
DONALD Trump keeps talking, and the more he says the more you think he’s a stooge employed by the Sarah Palin camp to make their Presidential hopeful look better.
Here’s Trump on China:
“You can have one man say [in a mouse-like voice], ‘We’re gonna tax you 25 percent,’ and I can say [in his normal voice], ‘Listen you motherfuckers, we’re gonna tax you 25 percent.’ You’ve said the same exact thing, but it’s a different message.”
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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment
President Donald Trump: We Shall Overcomb
DONALD Trump says getting Obama to show us his birth certificate was a great moment. It was a telling moment.
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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Obama’s Long Birth Certificate Endorsed By Official Cervical Mucus Plug Seal
BARACK Obama has decided to show you his birth certificate. To further squash claims that he was born somewhere other then in the US, the President will be using his cervical mucus plug on official seals. Obama will then revisit his birth by actually attempting to crawling inside his dead mother and be reborn, literally, in a TV address.
This is not a stunt, just the decent thing to do and befitting a man of his office.
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Posted: 27th, April 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment
