Posts Tagged ‘donald trump’
Gaddafi’s Black Rapists Give Trump Oil To Grind Obama Over Libya
DONALD Trump may yet be President of the USA as he attacks Obams on Libya, a place overrun by Gaddafi’s rapists.
BILLIONAIRE businessman Donald Trump, who is flirting with a White House run, … said that by failing to move more decisively in its foreign policy, ”this country is a laughing stock throughout the world”…
“Look at Libya. Look at this mess,” an exasperated Trump said.
“We go in, we don’t go in, he shouldn’t be removed, we don’t want to remove him, we don’t want to touch him, but he should be removed. Nobody knows what they’re doing on Gaddafi.
“I’d do one thing. Either I’d go in and take the oil or I don’t go in at all,” he said.
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Donald Trump’s Hair: A Scientific Study
DONALD Trump’s hair. Is it a ambulatory sign of the perils of making an apricot souffle? Is it a work of engineering marvels? Is it an attempt by Trump to stand out? Does Trump crave to be noticed, in much the same way that England and Manchester United’s Bobby Charlton hit upon the idea of wearing a novelty wig over this flowing chestnut locks?
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Posted: 9th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Can Oprah Winfrey Defeat Donald Trump’s Hair?
OPRAH Winfrey wants to let loose her team of stylists on Donald Trump. If he consents to the treatment, we may finally get to see what Trump keeps under his Tidal Wave of hair; that “sunken apricot soufflé“; that UNESCO site of special scientific interest.
Anorak has long suspected that the Trump fringe is maintained by a trained midget gibbon sat on tiny rocking horse.
Page 6 reports:
“Oprah” producers also vowed to treat Trump’s makeover with “integrity” and “not let it become a joke or silly.”
It’s not easy to make a new joke of Trump’s hair, and even Oprah won’t try.
Back in 2007, Vince McMahon tried to get his hands on Trump’s crowning glory. There was a fight on WWW-WTF. The winner loser would get his head shaved. McMahon lost.
Trump’s hair lived on to fight another day. Now Oprah steps forward to issue the challenge. Will Trump yield? Will we get to see the monkey..?
Posted: 30th, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Donald Trump’s Hair Tsunami Takes Off
DONALD Trump’s hair is a thing of wonder. But can it break ways and form its own career? Don and Don’s hair are getting snuggly in the Gillette Stadium Skybox. But, then, one of them wants away…
Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Donald Trump Becomes A Doctor In Aberdeen (Photos)
DONALD Trump is now Dr Donald Trump. The man with the tsumani hair is a Doctor of Business Administration at Robert Gordon University, Aberdeen. Why? No idea. But University chancellor, Sir Ian Wood CBE, praised Mr Trump’s 750 million luxury golf development on the Menie estate on the Aberdeenshire coast. So, maybe if you plant a lot of grass and promise to keep it manicured you can be a doctor. And if you’d like to make a small donation to the college, sir, Your Highness, Emperor of All You Survey etc., we would be ever so humble. Failing that, can you juggle..?
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Posted: 9th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Donald Trump Scores 6.56 At An Evening With Maestro Andrea Bocelli: Photos
A QUESTION: When Donald Trump hosted ‘An Evening with Maestro Andrea Bocelli’ at Mar-A-Lago Estate in Palm Beach, Florida, did the blind Italian singer have to identify Trump by touch? Trump, of the hair tsunami, is man easily identifiable by sight, his waves of hair seemingly style by the people who mark ice skating contests. Trump’s fringe – a triple salchow jump, one and a half flip leading to delayed axel – scores a 5.86 for artistic merit. Did Bocilli use touching and spend part of the night talking to a burst cushion cover? While you ponder that, enjoy the pictures and imagine the music:
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Posted: 1st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Scotland’s Anti-Golf Protestors Manage To Parody Donald Trump, In Pictures
THE locals are not all in favour of tsunami-haired Donald Trump’s £1bn golf resort plans in Aberdeenshire. The locals have lampooned The Don.
Can you parody Donald Trump? Yes you can. The impossible dream has been achieved. The MLF has dressed up statues around Scotland as the American tycoon.
Yeah, don, they’re making statues of you already.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Money | Comment (1)
Susan Boyle Watch: Boyle Gets Makeover And Sings With David Bowie
SUSAN BoyleWatch: In which the Britain’s Got Talent winner gets a makeover and becomes David Bowie…
Susan Boyle’s Makeover
BRITAIN’S Got Talent star Susan Boyle was at the centre of an amazing makeover shock last night. The “Hairy Angel” singer, who has wowed fans with her powerful voice, was shown just how good she can look after coming under pressure to ditch her frumpy image.
For shocking picture of the real Susan Boyle, go here.
Computer whizzkids got to work on the dowdy Scot, 47, to reveal her hidden beauty. A new hairdo, facelift, whitened teeth and several other nips and tucks turned the frumpy virgin into glamorous head-turner – Daily Star
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Posted: 21st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made
BARBIE is 50 this year and Anorak brings you the 50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie. But Barbie is not the only celebrity doll. There have been others. And Anorak brings you the strangest, least-deserving, most bizarre and downright odd celebrity dolls ever – enjoy:
Karl Lagerfeld, Angelina Jolie, Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Bindi Irwin, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Caylee Anthony, Charles Dickens, Diane Ross, Donald Trump, Drew Carey, Albert Einstein, Elton John,George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez (NSFW), Jerry Springer, Jesus, John Travolta, Kelly Osbourne, Laura Bush, Lemme,Lindsay Lohan, Nirvana, The One, OJ, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton,Princess Diana, Rosie O’Donnell (Barbie!), Sarah Palin (schoolgirl), Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo, Seth Godin, Snoop Dogg, Suzanne Somers (with thighs!), Sonny, Steve Irwin, Timberlake and Jackson, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Vanilla Ice, Victoria Silvstedt, William Shakepeare action figure, Winston Churchill.
Karl Lagerfeld’s Credit Crunch Survival Tips.
Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Did Heather Mills Lie On Her Apprentice CV?
THANKS to the Sun we know that Heather Mills will not be appearing on the Celebrity Apprentice.
Mills will not be taking a pointy finger form Donald Trump, eh of the tsunami hair, as she is fired for failing to sell musical knickers at the televised fiscal-celebrity interface.
The Sun says this is because Lady Heather wanted a clause in her contract that ensured she would be in the show’s final.
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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (8)
