Pope Francis Starts The Vatican’s Annual Dove Hunt – Photos

DOES Pope Francis approve of dove hunting? During his Angelus prayer, the Pope oversaw the release of two doves. Within seconds they were attacked by a large black crow in St. Peter’s Square. Then a seagull swooped down to join in. The doves’ fate was not immediately known.

But doves are the embodiment of evil and we pray for their souls.

 

 

RELEASE THE CROW OF CHRIST! 

 

 

UNTIE THE SEAGULL OF SANCTIFICATION

 

 

 

SINK ‘EM!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lest you suppose that we are wrong and Vatican dove hunting was a freak event, take a look at what happened last year when Pope Benedict XVI released the hated doves on Jan. 27, 2013.

 

See how they move to attack him.

 

 

But the Seagull Saviour is there to administer divine justice.

 

Anorak

Posted: 27th, January 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment

Jay Z Barcodes The Isle Of White Festival: In Pictures

THE Isle of White Festival is here – and we’ve got all the pictures. We caught up with Juliette Lewis backstage – entertaining and talented. We also spotted Coco Sumner of I Blame Coco. She’s Sting’s daughter. Don’t hold it against her. If pop is about being precocious, she’s got pop. The star turns are Jay Z, the uber-rich barcode-turned-rapper, who should go down well with what can be sombre crowd, the Strokes.

If you want to sing along – here are the lyrics.

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Anorak

Posted: 11th, June 2010 | In: Music | Comments (5)