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Drunk Blames Raspberries For Pushing Him Over Drink Drive Limit

MR Thomas Cook, 69, a former Royal Marine who has palyed for Hibs, maintains that he has been teetotal for five decades and had not been drinking when he was pulled over at the wheel of a taxi. He is, m’lud, the victim of the litre and a half tub of raspberries he had eaten shortly before getting behind the wheel.

When Mr Cook was breathalysed, his reading was comparable to his having drunk ten pints of beer.

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Posted: 26th, May 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment