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Duke And Duchess Wills And Kate In LA To Sort His Hair, Her Chest And Victoria Beckham’s PR: Photos

THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are in Hollywood to sort out his hairline and her breasts. When they come back look out for Wills sporting a Brad Pitt zip-on and Kate wearing Ass by Kardashian and Paris Hilton’s huge feet beneath a porn starlet overhang.

The toothsome twosome have been paraded before around 200 guests at the Consul General’s residence in Los Angeles. The usual trans-Atlantic telegenic dross were there: David Beckham, Stephen Fry and jobbing toff Lord Freddie Windsor.

The Mail reproduces an exchange between Becks and Wills:

Becks: “Victoria really wanted to come but she is just so tired at the moment. She sent you both lots of love. How was Canada? It looked amazing.”

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Posted: 9th, July 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment