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Dunkin Donuts bigot Taylor Chapman becomes a hero of US lawyers (video)

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RIGHT now a US donuts Rights lawyer is drawing up litigation to sue the arse off Dunkin’ Donuts for breach of glaze. The woman making this video of herself insulting employees of a Florida Dunkin’ Donuts store might look like a lazy, thick, bigoted, pathetic, delusional, self-important arsehat. But in reality she’s just pushing the envelope of the US legal profession.

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Posted: 11th, June 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Melissa Redmond ‘Sold’ Extra Sugar Sex At Dunkin Donuts (Well, Anything To Remove The Taste)

MELISSA Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, N.J., is accused of offering sex for sale at the Dunkin’ Donuts store where she worked.

As capers go, performing criminal acts in a doughnut shop is akin to turning up at the Secret Policeman’s Ball dressed as a black Muslim cunningly disguised as a burning split.

The Rockaway Township police have called the investigation “extra sugar“.

A Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, tells the Daily Record of Parsippany, N.J.:

“She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one.”

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Posted: 2nd, August 2011 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Dunkin’ Donuts Sued Over Toddler’s Too Hot Hash Browns

dunkin_hash_brownsIN the USA, where everyone is a victim waiting to file a claim, a Franklin, Mass. couple would like Dunkin’ Donuts to pay them $200,000 in damages because their progeny, one Cullen MacLeod, 23 months, burned his neck on a “dangerously hot” hash brown.

It is said that the lad did suffer “serious and permanent burn injuries” after the hot hash brown fell from his mouth and onto his neck, where it “stuck”.

Indeed, dear reader, these parents are playing with fire: a) feeding junk food for a minor is child abuse, is it not?; b) where is the boy’s fork and napkin tucked into his collar?; c) isn’t a hash brown a gateway drug?

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Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Money | Comments (2)


How A Toilet Can Be A Crap Museum For Your Installations

HANK Robar, of Potsdam, has removed two broken toilets from the property he owns on Market Street. And that is good.

Now seven remain.

Says Mr Robar: “It’s different. It’s art. People look at it.”

Old Mr Anorak agrees. Art becomes art when people look at it. For such reasons he keeps Anorak’s Vomit In Sock installation hanging from a peg by his backdoor. And the Back Of His Hand has been designated as a gift to the nation.

But Robar is making a point about laws and Dunkin Donuts.

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Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)