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Songs to tan by: Samantha met Doe de Waddy Waddy

SONG of the week: Samantha met Doe de Waddy Waddy.

Samantha seems to be the one in the middle, who looks like John Terry wrapped in old Leeds United flag. The backing signer are dressed by Woman at Grammar for Genitals, a kind of Dutch Caps Lock:

Posted: 6th, September 2013 | In: Music | Comment


Dutch Animal Lovers Ban Kosher And Halal Food: Der Ewige Jude Contains No Batteries

IN December, Dutch politicians will vote to ban halal and kosher methods of slaughtering animals for food.

It’s all about modern methods of killing animals being better, say the Dutch. Rather than being bled to death or having their necks wrung, animals these days are sung to death and then when asleep kicked in the head by teenagers on tag.

Some, however, see the ban in the context of European history.

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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)


New York Police Stop Dutch Cyclist For Wearing ‘Disturbing’ Outfit

IN New York, Dutch tourist Jasmijn Rijcken, 31, is riding her bicycle. The police pull her over. Says she:
“He said it’s very disturbing, and it’s distracting the cars and it’s dangerous. I thought he was joking around but he got angry and asked me for ID. I didn’t even think for one second that my outfit could be harmful or disturbing.”

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Posted: 14th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Global Warming Kills Dutch People, By Accident

GLOBAL warming and why the Dutch should be very afraid:

The first-ever scientific study into the health effects of global warming on the Dutch population says it will lead to hundreds of additional deaths. Thousands of additional people are expected to develop skin cancer or contract Lyme’s disease after tick bites.

Or trip over polar bears…

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Posted: 18th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)