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Man who placed brown pube in his curry to avoid paying jailed

pube curry plate

LEE Tyers was recorded by a camera spicing his curry with his public hairs. Mr Tyers, 40, was dining in Jamals Indian Restaurant, Middlesbrough, when he commended a staff member’s attention to the pubes in what remained of his lamb bhuna.

One problem. As the eatery’s Jamal Chowdhury indicated, the pube was brown and all the staff had natural black hair. The collars and cuffs did not match. Mr Tyers left without setting the bill. Mr Chowdary showed police the CCTV footage.

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Posted: 6th, June 2013 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Kerry Trebilcock eats soap and washing-up sponges

KERRY Trebilcock is not a porn star. But she does put unusual things in her mouth. Kerry Trebilcock has eaten 4,000 washing-up sponges and more than 100 bars of soap. But, oddly, Kerry does not speek in bubbles on the Sun’s Page 3. Instead she features on page 1, telling readers:

“One day I will beat this and be able to have a shower or do the washing up without feeling hungry.”

Anorak is no master of medicine but we suggest that Kerry can be cured with a dishwasher and a bath.

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Posted: 29th, February 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Wants To Eat Your Puppies

FACE it. TV chefs are scum. They harangue you through your television set to tell you that you’re doing it all wrong. You aren’t growing your own vegetables, despite the fact there’s no allotments in your area and you live in a one-bedroomed flat three stories up. You’re not making things with celeriac, even though it looks like something tested on in Roswell and tastes like hell.

Basically, you are a lousy human-being who should be ashamed of wanting a Big Mac now and then.

And the latest crusade is from Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (something of a surprise, no?) who says we should all eat puppies.

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Posted: 11th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Man Grows And Eats Own Light Bulbs

IN China, Mr 54-year-old Wang Xianjun is doing his bit to reduce the looming light bulb mountain by eating the “crispy and delicious” shiners with his breakfast. Every day Mr Xianjun has a light bulb.

He was switched on to light meals when he accidentally ate a big fish bone and was fine. So,. He trued to eat other thing, like glass. He has no eaten a round1,500 light bulbs

Good stuff. And now, as our pictures who, you can grow your own.

Spotter, and

Image: Monkeon

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment