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Edinson Cavani’s anus is immortalised as a door bell

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Chile’s semi-final victory over Uruguay in the quarter-finals of the Copa America featured Gonzalo Jara sticking a signer into Edison Cavani’s backside.

Uruguay’s Cavani reacted by slapping Jara across the face – an act that earned up a second yellow card.

But now you can relive the incident with this delightful doorbell.

Proctologists may prefer to knock.

Spotter: @ReaccionFut

Posted: 10th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Transfer Balls: Edinson Cavani To Arsenal Unless Manchester United Or Liverpool Place A Big Bet

TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal are the “shock” favourites to sign PSG’s Edinson Cavani. Well, according to the Daily Star they are.

How does the Star know this? Because it’s called Paddy Power to get the odds on a betting market that must be in the single digits and calculated that the Gunners are now the “bookies favourite to land the Uruguayan” next year.

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Posted: 19th, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Manchester United Expect Edinson Cavani To Play For Love

TRANSFER Balls: a look at what the media experts with a deadline to hit have been saying about Paris Saint-Germain’s Edinson Cavani.

June 11, Daily Mail: “Manchester United launch whopping £56m bid for PSG striker Edinson Cavani”

Daily newspaper Tuttosport report that Cavani, who spent six years in Italy with Palermo and Napoli, is top of new United manager Louis van Gaal’s wishlist.

Yes to Cavani! And in the Star, that bid is £60m.

June 12, Daily Express: “Manchester United SNUB Edinson Cavani move over £300,000-a-week wage demands”

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Posted: 13th, June 2014 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment