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Aberdeen receptionist accidentally sends entire office sexy email meant for fiance

OOPS! Melanie Anderson accidentally sent a racy email intended for her finace Eric Knisz to everyone at her work. Melanie works at Aberdeen-based oil company ISS. Bruce Webster, HR director of ISS, says:

“Personal emails are not encouraged at work and we have taken the appropriate action with the members of staff concerned. They are absolutely mortified by the content of the email trail which was meant to be private and apologise for any offence caused by it going out with our organisation.”

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Posted: 25th, January 2013 | In: Technology | Comment


Taliban spokesman emails contact list to the world

THE enemy might be idiots. Really. The Taliban spokesperson’s emailed press-release contained a CC to all his contacts:

The list, made up of more than 400 recipients, consists mostly of journalists, but also includes an address appearing to belong to a provincial governor, an Afghan legislator, several academics and activists, an Afghan consultative committee, and a representative of Gulbuddein Hekmatar, an Afghan warlord whose outlawed group Hezb-i-Islami is believed to be behind several attacks against coalition troops.

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Posted: 17th, November 2012 | In: Technology | Comment


City Boy Harry Fildes’ Emails About Ex Lover Jenni Palmer Go Viral

MEET Harry Fildes, formerly of Shrewsbury public school and now residing in Fulham. Fildes is the captain of the Old Salopian Football Club first XI who says it’s OK for his teammate, one Sebastian Marsh, to date his ex-girlfriend, one Jenni Palmer – the woman he still lives with.

Fildes works at GL Hearn. And it is from his work email that he sent his good luck message. Only, he also sent it by mistake to Miss Palmer. And now everyone has seen it.

Says Fildes in another email:

“I am in so much shit it’s unreal.

The emails go like this – and if you like the mishaps of Bertie Wooster, you will enjoy Marsh. Fildes is far less gallant. The tone of the Marsh missives is jovial and rather sweet, actually:

6:00AM BST 30 Mar 2011
From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:17
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: Footy this weekend

Morning, I have tried Lewis but he

seems to be out of the office … do you have any idea what time our game might be on the weekend? If it is a late kick off I might have a bit of a problem … Hope all else is well. Bumped into your ex girlfriend / housemate the other weekend … she is a looker to say the least! Seb

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:18
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Saunds and Sam are working on it. Small chance that there might not be a game.

Who did you bump into? Jenni Palmer?

From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:23
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Oh ok … well that might determine what I do on Friday night then!

Yeah I met her in the Hurlingham pub … she was with Sam and another girl. Had a brief chat to her and later made an enquiry about her to Sam (obviously as she is hot), he said she was your ex and that you wouldn’t care in the least if I had a go but [edited out]!? How accurate would you say that is!? Just to let you know I haven’t and I won’t even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me persuing … not my style to step on a mates toes for the sake of a girl!

Just thought I would check with you …

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:28
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Will keep you posted on footie front.
Yeah, very accurate. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is ******* ****, I don’t dislike many people but she is one. She massively messed me around [edited out]! Feel free to pursue, yes, she is HOT!

From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:31
To: Harry Fildes

Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Oh she sounds brilliant … just the sort of thing I am looking for in the summer months. My defenses are up and I am up for the challenge…. Have you got an email address!? I won’t tell her you gave it to me!

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: Sebastian Marsh
Cc: Jenni Palmer
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Feel free by all means just don’t say I gave you her email!
*************@hotmail.com
Good Luck – you’ll need it!

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: FW: Footy this weekend

fuck – I ccD her in!

From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:35
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Oh my god!!! You muppet … no point now!
You are going to be in serious trouble me thinks!

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:36
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Massive muppet. Sorry mate
I am in so much shit its un real!
Can you recall emails?!

From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:40
To: Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Haha I don’t think so mate! I am getting some funny looks as I can’t control my laughter! It is done now, nothing you can do but wait for the phone call … are you still living with her!?
Can you keep me posted on how this pans out as it is going to make a great story in the pub when it is over!
p.s. Might still have a crack … nothing to lose!

From: Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:44
To: Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: Footy this weekend

Yeah, I still live with her and that’s why I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin. ****!!!!!!
I sent her a follow up email saying I don’t really think she is a **** – just trying to put you off her! Not very convincing. **** ****
You might as well have a crack – certainly nothing to lose! ****!

From: Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 14:18
To: ****************************************************
Subject: FW: Footy this weekend

If you have 2 mins to spare read from the bottom … Quite a few people have already really enjoyed this! p.s Excuse the language!

Mr Marsh has been suspended by Miller Insurance

Posted: 30th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comments (2)