Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice Tour: Pictures And Pain

READY for Dancing on Ice, The Tour? Sorry. Ready for Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice Tour? Dancing On Ice’s pro-celebrity ice dancing is the coldest show on the telly. It’s a soulless, frozen waste watched by people:

a) Who have mistaken it for proper ice dancing on Sky Sports 3

b) Tuning in to witness a celebrity decapitated

c) Fans of the celebs able to look past the eye-burning costumes and the doddering star moving with all the fluidity and grace of a constipated fridge to back their idol.

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Anorak

Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Dancing On Ice Atack: Armed Heather Mills In Fight To The Death

MORE Dancing On Ice news as the Daily Star delivers “MACCA V MUCCA – Couple go to war on telly dance show”

THE vicious family feud between ice queen Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney is to re-ignite live on telly.

Lady Mucca is armed with a blade on the end of a detachable leg. She’s Rosa Klebb in sequins and spandex. Against her stands Paul McCartney, who with his bobbling head is presents a moving target. Who wins?

One-legged Heather, 41, will face off against the singer’s cousin in Dancing On Ice. Insiders say blonde bombshell Emily Atack, 20, wants to be the ranting model’s “worst nightmare” on the rink.

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Anorak

Posted: 23rd, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment