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Emma Chawner Is Back On The X Factor

EMMA Chawner, jobbing TV fatso and ridiculed X Factor loser, is spotted in the queue for the show’s Manchester auditions.

Says reader Bat E Bird: “And I’m sure she’ll win this time.”

That’s the spirit. And if she doesn’t win, then at least we all get to laugh at her. Although, thanks to Susan Boyle, who broke the grip of this sneering world”, Emma will not be mocked.


Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (7) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Emma Chawner Walks Out On Lorraine Kelly’s Get The Stupid Fatso TV Show

emma-chawner2X FACTOR reject Emma Chawner – of the fat Ramsbottom Chawner family – was the singer who “claimed that her obesity discouraged employers from hiring her” and who was ritually abused in the press and on TV by a sneering Simon Cowell. She and her roly-poly family then moved into a car, along with their dog, cat and pet bird.

Anorak supposed that the Chawners had been living inside a supermarket, and that Emma and her family could make a living climbing into the Austin Maxi of a night on Challenge TV. But we digress.

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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The X Factor: How Susan Boyle Saved Emma Chawner From Ridicule

emma-chawncerThe X Factor returns and with so does Emma Chawner, the tabloids’ “beast” who will show us that in a post-Susan Boyle world much has changed. Also, look out for a live performance from Michael Jackson

MICHAEL Jackson may not be performing on the X FACTOR this season. As we know Jackson will never be buried, securing from his nearest and dearest the birthday gift of an eternal performance at the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif. It was never going to be easy to top the 50 dates at London 02 oxygen tent, but the Jacksons never got anywhere without thinking big.

After Britney Spears did her impression of Max Wall on last season’s X Factor, a source oozed to the tabloids:

Britney was a massive coup for Cowell. But he’s determined to raise the bar even higher and secure Jacko’s services. He is perhaps one of the few artists who could outshine Britney.”

A lifeless Jackson would doubtless out-dance Spears. But the X Factor is not about the stars, really, it is about the judges and the losers and the rejects, like Emma Chawner, the Telegraph’sTeletubby”, and the Star’s “the beast”. Emma is back for some more humiliation, says the Express.

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Posted: 22nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Fat, Unemployed X Factor Loser Bullied

MEET X Factor wannabe Emma Chawner, the X Factor singer who “claimed that her obesity discouraged employers from hiring her”.

Emma is on a live phone-in on Victoria Derbyshire’s BBC Radio Five Live show. A Daniel O’Donnell rings in and offers Chawner a job as a security guard. But no thanks – she “didn’t want to stand on a door watching people go in”.

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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0