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Beyond Parody: The Daily Telegraph Muses On How Emma Watson’s Wardrobe Furthers Women’s Rights

EMMA Watson has addressed the UN group on women’s rights and gender equality. The Daily Mail reacted in typcial style, praising Watson’s belt. But what of the Mail’s copycat paper, the Telegraph?

Tom Pride finds it beyond parody:

How on earth are satirists supposed to compete when Daily Telegraph feature writers are coming up with gems like this:

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Posted: 23rd, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Daily Mail Irony: Emma Watson Wear A White Belted Coat For Women’s Rights

SO. How does the Daily Mail report on Emma Watson’s appearance at a UN sexual equality do? Watson added impetus to the UN’s HeForShe campaign, which aims to involve men in tackling gender inequality and discrimination. 

The HeForShe Commitment

Gender equality is not only a women’s issue, it is a human rights issue that requires my participation. I commit to take action against all forms of violence and discrimination faced by women and girls.

So. what did she say?

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Posted: 23rd, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Emma Watson won’t be getting really naked in Fifty Shades of Grey

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FIFTY Shades of Grey completely took over the world, giving people the chance to indulge themselves in the darker side of Mills and Boon and revel in some of the most clunky euphemisms for the vagina ever committed to a page. All good fun and a rather sweet way of getting your rocks off, compared to brutal 3 minute internet clips of tattooed LA starlets getting ravaged by men hung like wheelie-bins.

A film adaptation of EL James’ ‘Fifty Shades’ was inevitable and 99% of the world’s press rubbed their thighs with mucky fever, talking openly about which famous actress they’d most like to see getting spanked on the silver screen.

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Posted: 18th, March 2013 | In: Books, Film, Reviews | Comments (2)


Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere Photos: Emma Watson’s Golden Egg

THURSDAY night in drizzly London and time for the Premiere of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2. This the last outing in the Potter roles for Rupert Grint (sure to be heralded as the New Dennis Waterman), Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe. For some reason JK Rowling came dressed as camellia bush. You have expected the feathered Watson to sit beneath her mistress’s skirts and crack out an egg. (There’s your prequel, JK. Call me – I have ideas…)

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Posted: 7th, July 2011 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment


Emma Watson Is The World’s First Moving iPad Cover Girl

EMMA Watson, the Harry Potter WILF, is  the  first person to feature on a moving magazine cover for iPad, namely the Marie Claire offering. The Daily Prophet may yet be made real:

Says Joanna Coles, editor in chief of Marie Claire, New York:

“It’s the first time that it’s been done and I’m so excited. I showed it to a couple of men in the office and they just wanted it sitting on their desk, running on a loop, because it’s just so much fun – it looks like Emma’s kind of flirting, but in a nice way.”

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Posted: 17th, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comment (1)


Emma Watson Photo Timeline: The Pervy Uncle Hair Cut

HARRY Potter means one thing to editors: Emma Watson showing some flesh. Daniel Radcliffe has exposed his genitals on stage. Rupert Grint has done topless (as they all must). But Emma gives only glimpses. The Emma Watson mini-dress was the stand-out photos of the penultimate Harry Potter film premiere.

What next for Emma Watson? Says Emma:

“Three months ago I cut my hair – and at that moment, it felt like I became a woman.”

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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Emma Watson’s Glastonbury Tattoo – In Pictures

EMMA Watson, Harry Potter’s Nell Gwynn look-alike, has had a temporary tattoo applied to her arm backstage during the Glastonbury Festival in Somerset. Slow news day? Not a bit of it… Here’s Emma Watson in her basque, boots and her “Mother Lover” tattoo…

Glastonbury 2010 In Photos (NSFW)

The World’s Weirdest And Stupidest Tattoos

The Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever

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Posted: 25th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jack Tweed, Jade Goody, Emma Watson A Rape Crisis

JACK Tweed, widow of Jade Goody, is not a rapist. This is a fact verified in a court of law. Jack Tweed might be a gormless pillock or a sex god. Form your own opinions. But he is definitely not a rapist. So, what to make of the NoTW’s story:

My hell as I told Mum ‘I’m girl in Tweed rape’.”

In it, readers get to hear the words of the young woman who claims Tweed and his friend raped her. She is the “pretty student”. Her looks are relevant, apparently. Tweed did not shag a munter, rather he had consensual sex with a pretty young gel. Phew!

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Posted: 2nd, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women, Best Of

CHERYL Cole is the first British woman to top FHM’s top sexiest women for 2010. Rather, Cheryl Cole is the first Briton to finish top of FHM magazines sexist women polls ever. The top three are, in order: Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox and Victoria’s Secret model Marissa Miller. The poll, voted for by men unable or unwilling to buy porn mags, says Cheryl is also sexier than Kelly Brook (7th), Keeley Hazell (5th), Frankie Sandford (4th)fourth position, Britney Spears (44th) in 2010, Abbey Clancy (10th), Kristen Stewart (6th), Adriana Lima (8th), Jessica Alba (9th) and Harry Potter actress Emma Watson in at 29. Evidence follows:

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Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Emma Watson Flashes Her Underwear

emma-watson-underwearHARRY Potter paramour Emma Watson says:

“I just want to keep it private for as long as I can. I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity.”

This is demure Emma on the red carpet at the premiere of the new Harry Potter film. And those are her knickers trying to achieve anonymity.

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Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)


Emma Watson Gives Up Acting

emma-watson-sexyEMMA Watson will not be Miley Cyrus. As the Harry Potter love interest tells Teen Vogue magazine:

Until something comes along that I feel as strongly about as I did Hermione – like, I felt that it was life or death – I don’t want to act again.”

So a few provocative photographs, falling out of clubs and orangey skin varnish as she pursues a new post-acting career as a celebrity?

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Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment