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Enrique Iglesias’s Hentai Rock Opera: Featuring James Bond Porn

ENRIQUE Iglesias’ latest outpouring of pop pap is called – ahem – Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You). Soft-faced Enrique has only gone and created a Hentai rock opera. It’s porn delivered with a cartoonish edge by a man so soft-focused he might be a singing smudge.

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Posted: 23rd, December 2010 | In: Music | Comment


In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed – Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra And Stuffed Bears

HARROD’S has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store? Will Al Fayed now also sell Fulham FC? Will he auction off his collection of vomit ‘n’ cuff shirts? Will Prince Philip use the hallowed urinals (£1 a go) once again? Fayed’s reign at Harrods seemed to be a chance for him to meet famous women and hand them something furry to stroke. On our photo collection, Fayed seemed to have more than passing liking for Jennifer Love Hewitt (11-13), the Pussy Cat Dolls, who all got pet a pussy to pet, Lily Allen (5) and all the girls he’s met before…

You find joy in the simplest pleasures.

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Actress Mischa Barton and Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed attend the launch of the London store's summer sale.

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Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1)