Angelina Jolie’s ‘Secret Affair” With Married Hollywood Star

ANGELINA Jolie is embroiled in a “CHEATING SCANDAL”. So says the National Enquirer, which also says that this alleged cheating scandal “EXPLODES!”

Angelina Jolie pictures (NSFW)

This is one dynamic cheating scandal, readers. Says the NE:

“Caught in secret affair with MARRIED actor”

This is:

“Her secret affair with Ethan Hawke.”

A source says that Jolie and Hawke met in 2003 – when he was married to Uma Thurman – and “couldn’t keep their hands to themselves”. We do not know why it is “secret”, only that there are rumours of an affair on the internet. The web also has rumours that lizards control the world and Cheryl Cole is the nation’s sweetheart. But we digress.

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Posted: 8th, June 2010 | In: National Enquirer | Comments (4)