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Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Order Their Babies On BOASTS

EVA Longoria Parker and tall husband Tony Parker are calling the BOASTS – Anorak’s Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service.

Tony Parker calls BOAST via [via popeater], to say that he and Eva are “thinking about it. Pretty soon”.

Always good to give the magazines, paps and marketers a heads up when you’re thinking of making babies. Does Eva and Tone’s schedule clash with any other celebs call to BOASTS? Can Kate Middleton delay?

Eva will make a “great” mum, says Tony. And he: “I’d be great, I love kids.”

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Posted: 17th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment

In Pictures: Russell Crowe’s Middle Aged Robin Hood Woos Milf Marian

TO the Cannes screening, then, of Robin Hood, Ridley Scott’s attempt to turn the robber of rich men into a Middle Aged James Bond. And who better to play Middle Aged Bond than middle aged Russell Crowe? In this episode, Robin gets of with Milf Marian and sticks it to loads of Frenchies on beaches. It’s like a Club 18-30 theme holiday but without the dramatic tension and vomit. And then there’s the tagline: “Robin Hood- Licence To Quill.” Enough already…


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Lin Peng arriving for the official Robin Hood screening, at the Palais de Festival during the 63rd Cannes Film Festival, France.

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Posted: 12th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (42)