Posts Tagged ‘film’
Sex And The City 2 London Premiere Pictures: Sarah Jessica Parker’s Royal Weave
TO the London Premiere of Sex And The City 2 – twice as good as Sex And The City 1. Sex And The City 2 will put lead in your writer’s pencil and show us that if Sarah Jessica Parker can be a sex symbol, then so can you, my shabby, slack-jawed friend. Cynthia Nixon, Kim Catrall and Kristin Davis looked on as Sarah Jessica Parker put John Travolta’s weave on her head, (unwoven and bedazzled with ‘London diamonds’ of pigeon appreciation).
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Also there: Chris Noth, Amanda Holden dressed a demented fairy, the ubiquitous Jamie Winstone wearing the old ball and chain, Tess Daly, Daisy Lowe dressed as a middle-aged divorcee, Peaches Geldof in tope (skin), Louis Spence going down on Emma Bunton and loadsa fans…
Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
2010 National Movie Awards In Pictures: Twilight, Tom Cruise’s Nylon And Robert Pattinson’s Hair Sads
THE red carpet at the 2010 National Movie Awards at the Royal Festival Hall was a chance to see Tom Cruise audition for a roll as a less lifelike Ken doll, Chipmunk extend his hand gesture (and you, pal) and Orando Bloom look less pretty rather then more manly in a beard. Now we deliver the pictures of the do proper.
Kylie Minogue smiled, Emma Watson looked young and Peter Facinelli won the Best Fantasy and Most Anticipated Summer Movie awards for The Twilight Saga:New Moon.
Yep, he won an award for being hyped. What. The. ****. We were just about getting over the use of the world “movie” – it’s film – when Facinelli scooped his gong for the PR and marketing departments sterling work in spending money.
Here are the pictures – which everyone get in…
Oh, and look out for Robert Pattinson’s hair sads. RIP.
In Pictures: Orlando Bloom And Chipmunk’s C-Word Present The 2010 National Movie Awards
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Orlando Bloom And Chipmunk’s C-Word Present The 2010 National Movie Awards
BEFORE the pictures from the 2010 National Movie Awards at the Royal Festival Hall, London, a look at Orlando Bloom (the beard!) Konnie Huq (she made it earlier), Tom Cruise (hair by…) and Gwyneth Paltrow (leathered) and Chipmunk, worker of the hardest working hands in showbiz. Chipmunk’s hands are talented but he seems to be going for the arthritis gig, or is it cancer, as he contorts his hand into a big “C”. The betting at Anorak is that Chipmunk’s hands are not stuck like this but an attempt by him to create a new hand gesture. This is no easy thing, but top marks to chip for trying. Anorak expects to see the “C” replace the Kenko roast w*nk shake at football matches…
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
For Sale: Monty Python Life Of Brian Script
GREAT news for office wags who can recite entire scenes from Life of Brian, the Monty Python aide de pratt. A script from the film is due to be auctioned at the Great British Comedy event on June 8 in London. Nothing screams funny like a comedy event – not even you begging for it to end. At the do will be Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin. Joining them will be Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Bring stitches…
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Mallika Sherawat’s Python Will Swallow You Whole: Hisss Does Cannes Pictures
LAST time we saw Mallika Sherawat she was upstaging Angelina Jolie in mesh. This time she upped her game and wore a 22ft, 600lb python to promote her new film Hisss at the Majestic Hotel in Cannes. It’s all suggestive stuff, not unaided by the film’s tagline:
She’s sexy… venomous… and she’ll swallow you whole…
Sherawat will soon tread the red carpet for another movie, this one called Love, Barack, a romantic comedy set during Barack Obama’s campaign for the US presidency.
Bring a snake for the great shark hunt… (The snake’s name? Rudy)
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Posted: 16th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Sam Taylor-Wood’s Nowhere Boy, The John Lennon Story In Pictures
ANORAK was in the press room at the premier of Nowhere Boy, Sam Taylor-Wood story in film of John Lennon’s childhood. Taylor-Wood’s lover Aaron Johnson stars as the young John Lennon; Kristin Scott Thomas is Aunt Mimi.
At the show, we spotted, Tracey Emin, Liz Fuller, Edith Bowman, Sam Taylor- Wood and fiance Aaron Johnson, Olivia Grant, Gary Kemp and the ubiquitous Sarah Brown. The pictures:
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Posted: 27th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
At The Edinburgh International Film Festival With Camus’ Sisyphus
TO the Edinburgh International Film Festival with Jason Solomons, in the Observer:
I’m heading towards the grim Cineworld multiplex at Fountainbridge, an industrial park just on the edge of Edinburgh city centre…Lugging my Edinburgh international film festival catalogue, I feel like Sisyphus, once more preparing to ascend the heights of British film. I remind myself of what Camus said: We must imagine that Sisyphus is happy.
Make it stop. Make it stop…
