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Fiona Bruce, The Rada Stalker And News Of The Tautological

FIONA Bruce, the BBC newsreader who despite appearing sat on her arse on the telly still won Rear of The Year, is the victim of a stalker. She is also the subject of News of the Tautological.

Get a load of these front-page headlines:

“TV Fiona and the stalker who won’t go away” – Daily Mail

If he went away would he still be a stalker? Discuss.

“Weirdo stalker ‘hell’ of Fiona Bruce” – Daily Express

Where is a normal stalker when you need one?

As for the news, we travel to Basildon Crown Court in Essex, where “weirdo” Peter Oakey is up before the judge for breaching a 2008 restraining order banning him from any contact with Bruce.

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Posted: 13th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment