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Striking Essex Fire Brigade Tells Residents: ‘Avoid Kitchen Fires By Not Using Your Kitchens’
ESSEX County Fire and Rescue have advice for anyone looking to cook a meal during the Brigade’s strike: don’t.
Divisional Officer Neil Fenwick tells the taxpayers:
“Cooking is a huge cause of fires – around a third of all house fires start in the kitchen, so by ordering in a takeaway people can make a real difference and help us reduce the risk of fire. This advice is even more important to people who are going out for a drink. More than 10% of kitchen fires start after 11pm as people arrive home from a night out.
“Cooking after drinking is a recipe for disaster so our best advice is on your way home grab a kebab, murder a burger or hurry for a curry rather than try and cook when you get in.”
He’s got ready quips for fish and chips.
The advice is simple: to avoid kitchen fires do not use your kitchen.
Genius.
Hebden Bridge couple freed from sexy times by Fire Brigade
TWO ladies were having a lovely time in Hebden Bridge. Now, that doesn’t sound remarkable, but these ladies were having some sexy times which involved handcuffs. Again, not remarkable, until you get to the part where the fire brigade get involved.
After a bit of bondage, the couple found that they’d lost the key for their handcuffs and as such, had to be cut free by firefighters.
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