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Five More Reasons Why Katie Price And Peter Andre Split Up

jordan-katie-price-peterFIVE more possible reasons why Peter Andre and Katie Price split up.

Now to send us boast cards from foreign climes, they’ll need two cameras crews. It’s gonna be tough.

But why did they split up? A poll of the Anorak typing pool throws up five possibilities:

1. They never became a one-name brand

2. They ran out of sexual positions

3. It’s what Jade Goody would have wanted

4. They no longer deserved each other

5. So they can fall in love all over again, renew their wedding (for the third time) and their vows

After that, there was too much wailing and weeping to go on. But for the kids, we must…

Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)