Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico

PARIS Hilton has been “studying” swine flu.

How can only be best-guessed at, but rumours are that she’s discovered the Charlotte’s Web Code and been asking friends if she’d look better with a turned-up nose.

Of course, swine flu is going to kill us all, just like the Ebola virus did, bird flu did, SARS did…

Asked if she was concerned about the outbreak that has killed dozens in Mexico, Hilton said, “I don’t eat that.”

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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment