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For Sale: 5,000 Beijing Olympic Condoms

olympic-condoms-300x176WANNA buy some Official Beijing Olympics 2008 condoms? Leftovers. One careful owner. Any takers? Each condom packet bears the legend “faster, higher, stronger”. (Faster. But not too fast.)

During the Games, the powers that be distributed 100,000 condoms to the thrusting athletes, embodiments of pumped up testosterone to a man, and, in many cases, to a woman.

Not all of the rubbers were used, possibly because many of the Chinese team were pre-pubescent and not everyone had to give a urine sample (a condom will hold two pints of tea-totaller’s wee when strapped to the leg.)

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Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Sports | Comment