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For sale – King of Poop: The Michael Jackson car windscreen bird poo

MICHAEL Jackson is now a bird poo on a car windscreen. Splatto Jacko – the King of Poop – fell from the Heavens onto the 1996 Cadillac Seville owned by 29-year-old Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois.

Says he:

“Everybody loves it. There’s not one person who’s seen it that doesn’t agree it looks like Michael Jackson.”

The temptation would be to put the car in your longe and create the Celebrity Bird Shit Museum, featuring lookalikes of Stalin, John Terry and France. And you might yet because Tudor is selling his windscreen on eBay. He says:

“One of two things will happen. It will go for an astronomical amount or I’ll get nothing.”

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Posted: 13th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment