Posts Tagged ‘funny’
‘Mark Zuckerberg meeting truckers in Iowa looks like a movie about an alien who slowly learns to feel’
Mark Zuckerberg meeting truckers in Iowa looks like a movie about an alien who slowly learns to feel
Mark Zuckerberg meeting truckers in Iowa looks like a movie about an alien who slowly learns to feel pic.twitter.com/9if4vUpq4V
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) June 24, 2017
Spotter: zzzzaaaacccchhh
Posted: 26th, June 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Shopper uses great keepy-uppy skills at the supermarket
To Brazil, where a local man is demonstrating how to shop with style. Forget the 5p bag and go native. And get me a dozen eggs… Game on!
Posted: 20th, June 2017 | In: Sports, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment
BBC admits to ‘election rigging’
Finally! The BBC has admitted what so many suspected: they’ve been ‘rigging” the election:
Astonishing that the BBC are so blatant about it pic.twitter.com/tJVTMJbndG
— Andrew McFadyen (@apmcfadyen) June 2, 2017
Posted: 3rd, June 2017 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment
LMFAO: the brilliant Pope meets Trump gif
Spotter and creator:
— BrotherKolya (@ImperatorOfPuns) May 25, 2017
Posted: 25th, May 2017 | In: Gifs, Politicians | Comment
Evolution of Douchebag Style – the man bun vaper and beyond
Inspired by 100 Year of Beauty, some bright sparks have nailed the running joke of men’s fashion with the “Evolution of Douchebag Style”.
Spotter: BlameItOnTheVoices
Costa Coffee Salford offers its toilet as a birthday party venue
Anyone looking for a compact and bijou venue for a birthday party, a UKIP conference, an intimate wedding or just a place to mingle with fellow urban badger enthusiasts after work can head long to Costa Coffee in Salford. The toilet is available for hire.
Spotter: @ThePoke
Posted: 9th, May 2017 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment
The Specials: Nursing Home Pensioners Rip It Up To Too Much Too Young (Video)
The Specials’ Too Much Too Young for the Nursing Home! As John Lydon says: “The Best Ska Punk Bands Ever.”
Posted: 25th, April 2017 | In: Music, TV & Radio | Comment
Dolly Parton Sings Jolene In The Death Metal Style
Take it away, Dolly Parton. Her she is belting out a death metal version of her timeless hit, Jolene. It was created by Andy Rehfeldt – check out his Mary Poppins singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Spotter: Laughing Squid
Posted: 24th, April 2017 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment
Tires down a ski jump – alternative Olympic sports
With the UK’s olympic-sized Olympics budget under review – can we just embrace technology and go long on drugs and short on training? – Anorak’s on the look out for cheap and cheerful alternative events.
And here is one: tyres down a ski jump.
Posted: 23rd, April 2017 | In: Sports, Strange But True | Comment
Caption writers protect the Easter Bunny from would-be Trump assassins and Elma Fudd
The President of the United States is on the LEFT.
“Excellent use of parentheses. Bravo caption writers.” tweets @Zoeparamour.
“Sometimes Breaking News comes at exactly the perfect moment” adds @Melissajpeltier.
Spotter: Twitter/@MelissaJPeltier & Twitter/@ZoeParamour
Posted: 22nd, April 2017 | In: Key Posts, Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment
Man vomits as he proposes to girlfriend on private plane over Reedley, Ca.
As he cruised the skies on the look out for a ‘MARRY ME’ sign he’d painted on the ground, Darrell Hamilton Jr reached into his bag and pulled out a ring box. To showed it to his fiancee Rheanna Lopez – and then puked all over the floor.
She said “Yes”. And the women who married my friend who shat the bed on their romantic night in France – tip: don’t have the whitebait in Le Touquet – also said ‘Yes’.
Posted: 15th, March 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Make Your Own ‘Mazel Tov Cocktails’ With Scottie Nell Hughes
Scottie Nell Hughes was talking to CNN about Hillary Clinton’s props Jay Z and Beyoncé. She made a reference to Jay Z and Kanye West’s 2012 video for “No Church in the Wild. It features a ‘Mazel Tov’ cocktail.
No. Not a Molotov cocktail. Hughes spotted a “mazel tov cocktail”.
What is a "mazel tov cocktail" pic.twitter.com/xmTiBnoaia
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 7, 2016
Hughes went on Twitter, “trust me.. I realized at that moment, I should have taken a nap at some point the last 24hrs.”
So how do you make a Mazel Tov cocktail? Like this:
Ginfilte (fish)
Cream (cheese)
Kabbala Coffee Liqueur
Single smaltz whiskey
Candles
Drink! Feck! Girls! Kids dressed as Father Ted characters win Halloween
“These must be the best costumes of Halloween 2016 by my sisters friends in Wicklow,” tweets @ChrisJudge.
Posted: 31st, October 2016 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment
Dear Sir: A woman writes a formal rejection letter to a penis photo on Facebook
Like many internet users, Sarah-Louise Jordan recived an unsolicied picure of a penis in a Facebook message. She writes, “I found a surprising picture in my messages. So, I did the only English thing there was to do; I wrote them a letter.”
“Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that cover the following:
Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves
Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration
How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
AND
Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as:
Do I have too much time on my hands?
AND
Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?
(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:
An inventive critique of your pride & joy
AND
A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully.”
Spotter: Sarah-Louise Jordan on Facebook
Posted: 30th, October 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
St Dunstan’s school, Glastonbury, sends parents typo C-bvomb
The message to parents with children at St Dunstan’s school, Glastonbury, Somerset, is clear: state your ‘cunt’ of birth:
The school says the word ‘cunty’ is a typo and not a comment on nationality. The letters ‘O’ and ‘R’ were not included in error.
Posted: 13th, October 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sing I’ve Had The Time of My Life
Donald and Hillary will now sing I’ve Had The Time of My Life:
The video was produced by Dutch broadcaster Lucky TV.
When I saw them I kept thinking of Dolly Parton (Trump) and Kenny Rogers (Clinton).
Make it happen, internet.
Take them away:
Posted: 11th, October 2016 | In: Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews | Comment
Steve Martin sings ‘Atheists don’t have no songs’
As Christmas rolls up we wonder about the atheists. Steve Martin is here to help. Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers perform at Merlefest 2010.
Until now!
A little tune called “Athiests Don’t Have No Songs”
(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
(Romantics play)
Romantics play Claire de Lune.
(Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune.
(Wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism.
(For godless existentialism)
For Atheists,
There’s no good news.
They’ll never sing,
A song of faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule.
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
(Some folks sing)
Some folks sing a Bach cantata.
(Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheist songs add up to nada.
(Up to nada)
But they do have Sundays free.
(Have Sundays free)
(Pentecostals sing)
Pentecostals sing, sing to heaven,
(Sing to heaven)
Gothics had the books of scrolls,
(Numerologists count)
Numerologists count, count to seven,
(Count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.
For atheists,
There’s no good news.
They’ll never sing,
A song of faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule.
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.
Atheists
Atheists
Atheists
Don’t have no songs!
(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
Catholics,
Dress up for mass.
And listen to,
Gregorian chants.
Atheists,
Just take a pass.
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.
Atheists
Atheists
Atheists
Don’t have no songs!
(Don’t have no songs)
Posted: 5th, October 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Music | Comment
The entire first season of Danny Dyer’s The Real Football Factories in one 60 second chunk
“I edited the entire first season of Danny Dyer’s The Real Football Factories into one 60 second chunk,” tweets @AchinglyChic.
It’s brilliant:
I edited the entire first season of Danny Dyer's The Real Football Factories into one 60 second chunk. pic.twitter.com/U8thmYU9CR
— #BROKEN Wil Jones (@AchinglyChic) September 29, 2016
Posted: 30th, September 2016 | In: Celebrities, Sports, TV & Radio | Comment
‘The Ginger Twat Called Angus’ and other people on a South London pub’s banned list
The Half Moon pub in London’s Herne Hill has banned the following people. Santero tweeted the list, says“… it’s like a Guy Ritchie casting call.” I have to agree.
Posted: 13th, September 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Idiocy in a New York City bike lane
Stay in the bike lane. And stay to the end of this video. It’s not easy.
Posted: 3rd, September 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Sports | Comment
‘I adore distilled whippet shit’: ‘Tom Baker’s’ advert outtake (NSFW)
Is this Tom Baker talking in an outtake for an advert he was recording? YouTuber campfreddie thinks it might be:
Tom Baker is over here.
Posted: 1st, September 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment
Breaking news: ‘Not serious … just life threatening’
Breaking news from Australia. A man has been attacked. His wounds are ‘not serious…just life threatening”.