Posts Tagged ‘funny’
World Book Day: Dad dresses kids in adult male reading material
World Book Day is bind. But one dad has racked it. He dressed his kids as essential adult reading matter.
“Forgot they had to be in costume”, says Joe, “so they’re going to school as pages 89 & 165 of the Argos catalogue”
CNN: ‘Australia Building Fence at Slovenian Border’
As @TheMichaelMoran puts it: “Taking no chances, the Aussies.”
CNN: ‘Australia Building Fence at Slovenian Border’
Posted: 1st, March 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
The Leicester Mercury’s man at the movies’ sassy reviews are hilarious
The Leicester Mercury’s man at the movies has been writing sassy reviews.
Spotter: David MacLean @GeordieStory
The Brexit Song: stop what you’re doing and watch what Eurovision won’t be
Posted: 24th, February 2016 | In: Music, Politicians | Comment
Train station poster alerts commuters to vomit inducing Valentine’s Day
Posted: 13th, February 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment
The Top 5 comments ‘Overheard In Waitrose’
On Facebook people are sharing things Overheard In Waitrose. And it’s great. Here are five crackers:
“I can’t find anything here, we should have really gone to Selfridges” – Overheard in Waitrose Marylebone
Two people having a heated argument at the front of local store. -One said ‘I know I am right, I’m a solicitor’ .To which the second calmly said ‘So am I’
Overheard in Waitrose Twickenham… “Lysander put the papaya down!”
“I suppose we could have a coffee. I’ve just spoken to Susan and she’s still doing the ironing and there’s nothing worse than being in your own house when the cleaner is still there.”
“Jemima, you’ll have to take the Rosemary off the Focaccia before we feed the ducks, Darling…. They can’t digest it!”
Posted: 10th, February 2016 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment
Caption fail of the day: the ‘penis is’ becomes a ‘penis’
To Australia, where the TV subtitle writer is illustrating the importance of remembering to press the space bar…
Posted: 4th, February 2016 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
BBC Warns of Apache Frog invasion
We interrupt this broadcast to bring news of a new terroristic threat: Apache Frog is coming to the UK, says the BBC News:
Posted: 20th, January 2016 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Fuel thieves drink poo after mistaking bus toilet outlet outlet for petrol tank
To Western Australia where fuel bandits are licking koalas and doing anything they can to get that taste of raw sewage out of their mouths. The thieves had tried to suck fuel from a parked bus. But they opened the waste tank instead of the one containing fuel.
Ooops! Or rather, Poops!
Posted: 19th, January 2016 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Sign language man makes decent fist of sign language sex
Spotter: Pandemonium
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Council leader dressed man as elderly woman for bogus news conference
It is a widely held belief that to render yourself completely invisible, you need only look ‘old’. Mindful of that, we look at events in Branston, Rhode Island, where director of senior services department Sue Stenhouse is stood by an elderly woman at a press conference.
She’s there to salute a new city programme “connecting high school students with seniors who need help shovelling snow this winter”. The OAP has a sign identifying her as “Cranston senior home resident”.
But all is not as it seems. The snow has been scraped up from a city ice rink. The old woman is a man, a local van driver, who was, reportedly, invited by Stenhouse to dress like an old lady. Rumbled, Stenhouse has resigned. We don’t know about the man, but look out for him being voted Brantson Woman of The Year 2016, or dying alone and unheralded.
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Washing machines with a brick inside bounce on trampoline
Hours of fun with a washing machine, a brick and a small trampoline:
Posted: 17th, January 2016 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment
Tyrrells ‘swanky veg’ flavour is for ‘wanky’ crisps munchers
Have you tried Tyrells’ ‘swanky veg’ crisps, “an exotic mélange of lavish veggies, with just a pinch of sea salt to let them sing”.
It’s just truth in advertising. All their crisps sound a bit ‘wanky’:
Wanky veg and wanky salted a la mode.
Posted: 10th, January 2016 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment
Coroner shares his hilarious response to a court-room exchange
One Coroner in court has shared his response to cross-examination:
Spotter: Tumblr
Posted: 9th, January 2016 | In: Reviews | Comments (13)
Watch a cat in a monkey suit licking a banana
As you know, it’s the Year of the Monkey.To celebrate 10 Cats has filmed a cat dressed a monkey licking a banana.
cat-banana monkey suit
Posted: 3rd, January 2016 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment
Yodel delivery driver leaves package on top of customer’s roof
Ever use a ladder to retrieve a package?
YodelOnline Suprised your delivery driver decided to throw the package on the roof? Any reason why?
Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Rugby World Cup: England prepare for quarter-finals (photo)
England prepare for the rugby World Cup Quarter Finals:
The Pope went to America and became a pie chart (photo)
These spoof Tesco wine labels are better than the real thing
To Tesco , where a marketing wag has replaced the usual product information guff with rare insight and wit.
Malbec wine is: ‘Full of tangy clagnuts with a smooth hint of disco and funk. Great with Jaffa Cakes. Taste guide: Studio 54.’
Posted: 16th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment