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Woman offers virginity to Burt Reynolds in video

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ARE you a virgin? Ever thought of selling your virginity? Well, one young lady is offering hers to Burt Reynolds, not that she actually knows him.

And the 24-year-old doesn’t really have her virginity in tact, but rather, she has a ‘born-again virginity’, whatever that means. And Burt Reynolds can have it, free of charge.

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Posted: 8th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment


Car park demolished around a car

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OVER in Shanxi, China, a demolition crew performed something of a bizarre, wrecking crew miracle. The demolished tonnes of concrete AROUND a car, leaving it without a scratch.

The demolition team had been waiting for the driver of the car to return to the area so they could crack on with work. However, after 10 days, they were so impatient that they couldn’t put it off any longer.

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Posted: 7th, May 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man calls 911 and asks for weed

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STONERS are idiots aren’t they? Hur-hurring away at anything, holed-up with multipacks of crisps and saying stupid things like ‘I really understand bass’.

Well, one such berk from Florida has been arrested for misusing the 911 emergency service line, after attempting to order junk food and drugs.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Professional football team takes on 22 amateurs (Norwegian Premier League outfit Valerenga, that is)

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FOOTBALL can be pretty ridiculous at times and a recent match in Norway took the biscuit, with a professional team playing against a team made up of 22 amateurs.

Norwegian Premier League outfit Valerenga (mid-table nothingness, if you’re wondering) took on a side twice their size for a television series called Golden Goal.

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Posted: 30th, April 2013 | In: Sports | Comment


Burglar phones police while robbing house

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MOST criminals didn’t listen in school, which is precisely why they end up robbing houses rather than learning how to evade tax. Such is the way of the world.

One crook showed particular stupidity after he phoned the police whilst he was in the middle of breaking into a house.

Marius Ionescu hid under a bed while burgling a house in Romania. He contacted emergency services after hearing a strange noise, assuming it was the sound of another burglar.

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Posted: 23rd, April 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Two-tonne bell falls on man, just like in the cartoons

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THERE are a number of injuries suffered in cartoons that would be unbearable agony in real life. How funny would it be to see a loved one getting hit by an anvil? Would you laugh if someone hit you repeatedly in the face in a bid to turn your teeth into piano keys? How about watching a man fall to his death while dressed in an Acme bird costume?

While all these things would be gut-wrenching to watch, sometimes, it does end in mild, but amusing peril.

Take for example, a man who had a two-tonne bell fell on top of him at a temple. Lin Wang was visiting with a friend that decided he was going to frantically ring the bell while his mate was standing underneath it.

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Posted: 19th, April 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Laugh as Toronto’s mayor walks into camera full tilt

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YOU have to be hard-nosed to survive in politics and Toronto’s mayor – Rob Ford – found this out the hard, literal way as he walked at full tilt into a TV camera.

Ford was rushing out of a committee meeting at Ontario’s City Hall when he walked briskly into the snout of a large camera.

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Posted: 19th, April 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment


Men deported for being too good-looking

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HANDSOME people have dreadful lives don’t they? All those sexual advances, grooming and deportation! You’re querying the latter? Well, that’s what happened to three fellas from the UAE who were whisked away from a festival in Saudi Arabia for apparently being ‘too good-looking’.

Janadriyah – an annual shindig in Riyadh – was temporarily stopped on Sunday while these three devilishly handsome men were escorted from the event.

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Posted: 19th, April 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Massive wuss of a policeman has a massive cry thanks to marijuana cake

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THUNDERING wimp, Mike Berkemeier, a policeman from Ohio, has been chilled to his core after he accidentally ate a cake filled with marijuana which belonged to his daughter.

The additional ingredient of cannabis left him feeling disorientated and confused. Then a bit horny. Then hungry. Then amused. Then sleepy. Possibly.

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Posted: 15th, April 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Fast food joints! Beware the headless driver! (video)

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IMAGINE you worked for a burger chain and someone drove into the drive-thru… without a head. Would your blood chill to icy levels or would years of watching schlocky b-movies make you laugh like a drain (or attack them with a flame-thrower)?

Well, one chap got to find out and the answer, generally speaking, is a mixture of screaming and bemusement. Humans, it seems, are not at all equipped to deal with the paranormal in a profound way.

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Posted: 11th, April 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


All hail the drunk Russian tank driver!

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REMEMBER during the Cold War, everyone being thunderingly terrified of the Russians? They were efficient like Germans, but brutal like they were feral! And they had gnarly scars and punched bears for a laugh!

Oh the Russians! So strong, tough and well-drilled!

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Posted: 9th, April 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Chinese student stages her own funeral so she can enjoy it

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FUNERALS eh? Not exactly jolly affairs. Everyone blows snot bubbles while bereaving into their handkerchiefs and then they try and forget the misery with drink and anecdotes, before drunkenly crying some more, sat in solitude on the toilet.

And so, let us look at a student over in China who decided to stage her own funeral so that she can “enjoy it”.

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Posted: 3rd, April 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man has full back tattoo… of Taggart

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WHEN trying to think of the worst or oddest tattoos you’ve ever seen, your mind may make an immediate leap to ill-advised tramp-stamps, dodgy Winnie The Pooh tats that people got when they were 16 or Chinese symbols that are supposed to say ‘life’, but actually say ‘bell-end’.

Well, a chap called John Cuthbert may have topped the lot with a full back tattoo of Jim Taggart, the eponymous character from the Scottish crime drama. Feel free to say ‘it’s murder’ in a Scottish accent to yourself.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Thief snatches bag before KOing himself with a window (video)

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THIEVES aren’t funny if they’re stealing from you, but when they’re removed, bungling idiots, then we can all hoot away to our heart’s content because frankly, they deserve it.

And so, to a man in Perth who snatched someone’s handbag in a shopping centre.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


How did dinosaurs have sex? With great difficulty

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SOME refer to sex as ‘the beast with two backs’ and, if you think about dinosaurs humping, then the saying is quite literal. With horrible spines and spikes, getting off with a dinosaur seems nigh-on impossible, but they had to mate for fear of dying out.

So how did they do it? Barry White, chocolates and enough lube to drown a caveman?

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Posted: 26th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sports analysis of man who won’t share ice-cream at the Orlando Magic and Indiana Pacers game

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BRITISH sporting coverage is lousy compared to what you can see in the States. There’s no forced boys-club bon homie, instead, you get a dizzying amount of statistics for the nerds, and mind-bending irreverence for the casual viewer. Oh, and their sports documentaries (as seen with ESPN’s ’30 for 3o’ series and all those great NFL films) are unparalleled.

Today, we focus on irreverence.

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Posted: 21st, March 2013 | In: Sports | Comment


Elephant seal uses zebra crossing in Brazil [VIDEO]

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ONCE upon a time, mankind was feared by all of the animal kingdom because we were very, very good at killing all beasts for food, clothing and sport. However, we’ve become bloated and anaemic and spend our time tittering at creatures when they get above their station.

When we’re not slaves to cats or dressing dogs up in Juicy couture tracksuits, they’re wandering around our habitat with the kind of swagger not seen since Rick James was alive.

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Posted: 20th, March 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Marriage proposal hit by massive wave (video)

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ROMANCE. It doesn’t work. Kissing in the rain isn’t nice, it’s horrible. Rose petals on a bed? That’s just a load of decaying bits of flower that’ll need hoovering up. Chocolates give you diabetes and making love requires you to take clothes off your horrible string of sausages body.

One chap found out that romance is stupid when he took his loved one to the sea to pop the special question (please note: there is absolutely nothing special about getting married because any idiot can do it – it is less special than whistling because not everyone can do that). (Did she turn you down – ed?)

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Posted: 12th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Russian bus driver nicknamed ‘The Punisher’ for ramming into cars [VIDEO]

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DRIVING is an infuriating pastime at the best of times, with jams, woefully under-maintained roads and worst of all, other drivers. Those swine tailgate you, beep, swear, swerve and cut you up.

One Russian bus driver has got an answer for this bozos and talks to them in a language bad drivers understand – equally dangerous driving. Alexei Volkov has been given the nickname ‘The Punisher’ as he delivers vigilante justice to motorists who cut in front of him.

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Posted: 12th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Woman hides loaded gun in vagina

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WHERE is the best place to hide a gun? If you’re the woman from Ada, Oklahoma, then you would’ve thought the best place to secrete a firearm would be inside your body.

Inside your vagina.

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Posted: 8th, March 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Car thief identified after being on X Factor

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GETTING away with a crime is hard enough at the best of times, but if you’ve been on television, chances are someone will find it very easy to spot you.

And that’s exactly what happened when Paige Flaherty stole a car and someone recognised her from her audition on the X Factor.

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Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Scientists disprove ‘beer goggles’, which means you must like kissing ugly people

BEER has been helping ugly people to get laid for years, according to the novelty t-shirt, which may be true, only in that it can lower people’s inhibitions. However, for those of you who have been blaming sex with mingers on beer making people seem more attractive, there’s bad news.

Science has gone and proved what we all knew – you’re a liar.

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Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


CCTV catches naked man, locked out of room and dealing with unhelpful humans (video)

CCTV cameras have caught a toe-curlingly amusing moment when one unlucky pup found himself locked outside of him hotel room with no clothes on. That’s zero clothes. Naked as the day he was born. Not even a sock to his name.

And, worse still, this poor sod finds that he’s dealing with the most unhelpful creatures on the planet – humans.

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Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


The sweetest CV in the world is printed on a Nestlé Crunch bar

INVENTIVE jobseeker, Nick Begley, was getting pretty hacked off with not finding a job, and so, he decided to get creative with his CV. No, he didn’t pretend he’d gone to university and invent a load of jobs he hadn’t done, but rather, turned his resume into something that no-one could ignore.

Chocolate.

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Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Ghost steals woman’s CV and clothes

LIFE is hard enough just dealing with humans, their offspring and their pets. Imagine then, if things from other realms started mucking about with us!

That’s what one lady has told Georgia’s police force after her CV and some clothes got stolen by a ghost. No, you are most certainly not going mental. A woman called Debbie Michelle Zamacona, has told police that her CV, criminal history and a black and blue blouse all went missing, thanks to a creepy spectre.

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Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment