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Madeleine McCann: Our Danny Baldwin And Using Maddie For PR

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

NEW ZEALAND HERALD: “TV Review: Out of the treacle comes trouble for everyone”

If anyone has wondered whatever happened to Coro’s cheeky cockney Danny Baldwin (Bradley Walsh), who went missing from the soap not long ago, here he is…

Where’s Our Danny?

“…playing a cheeky cockney in the missing-child drama Torn, which started on TV One last night.”

Any good?

When Torn screened in Britain a year ago, there was some debate over its merits because of the Madeleine McCann case.

With or without Our Maddie, it was dire… “it was like wading through treacle… Or like running up and down a beach in thick sand.”

PC WORLD (online): “Bungie accused of using Madeleine McCann case to promote Halo – ‘Maddie, where are you?’”

PC World… Isn’t that where Gary Glitter took his hard drive to?

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Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (112)


Buy Your Child Predator Hands

YOU can buy Child Predator Hands over the counter.

But now and get a free pair of stacked heels and an oversized wig…

Source

Kim Jong-il And Gary Glitter Are Missing
How The Media Made Gary Glitter Appear And Disappear
Gary Glitter’s Gonna Get You

Posted: 28th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Anal Registration For Softball Team

ED Barrett writes that this Christmas we should,stop selling glitter to kids, as it sends out the wrong signal…



Spotter: T.C.

Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (11)


Kim Jong-il And Gary Glitter Are Missing

THE Sun has picture from North Korea’s 60th anniversary parade.

It wonders where Kim Jong-il is. Rumours abound that Kim Jong-il is ill. There’s a picture of a line-up of the usual North Korean faces. “But where is Kim-il?” asks the paper.

Kim is, of course, a leader who rose to prominence on a pair of platform heels and one of Gary Glitter’s old wigs.

Wig and heels have been removed, lest he be mistaken for the shamed star, and Kim is just out of shot by the ankles of his peers…

Altogether now: he’s the leader, the leader…

Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


How To Spot A Paedophile In The Park

YOU join us in Telford town park, Shropshire, where a man is striding out across the open space. A park ranger approaches…

RANGER: “Excuse me, Sir…”
MAN: “Ye-es…”
RANGER: “ARE YOU A PAEDOPHILE…”

The Mirror does not take the conversation any further.

All we say is that if a man wants to wear five-inch high heels on his boots, a silver sequinned jumpsuit and a large expanse of jet black wig hair and asks kids if they want to be in his gang, then who are we to judge?

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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Tabloids | Comments (10)