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‘Have You Ever Had A Shower With A Queer?’ Asks Pentagon

FOUR hundred thousand US soldiers have this week been sent a $4.5m Pentagon questionnaire asking them whether they’ve ever taken a shower with a homosexual. What a fascinating queeeeery.

There are other lifestyle questions, of course, but the shower one is most revealing – is there anyone more vain than a screwed-up cock-cunter who imagines every screamin’ cock-cocker is a-dreamin’ of a-creamin’. In the shower!

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Posted: 10th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (11)


Gay Dads Tony And Barrie Drewitt-Barlow Barrie Christen Their Fourth And Fifth Children: Pictures

GAY dads Tony Drewitt-Barlow and Barrie Drewitt-Barlow made legal history when they were jointly registered as fathers at the christening of their fourth and fifth children. The businessmen in their 40s, said the boys Jasper and Dallas were born to a surrogate mother in California, USA. Hell did not freeze over. It was a pretty nice day, all told…

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Posted: 4th, July 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)


Washington Examiner Hacks Schwab And Palmeri Go Gay Hunting In Washington DC: David Laws Should Worry

DAVID Laws should worry about being in the US, where the Washington Examiner’s Nikki Schwab and Tara Palmeri are hunting for gays in the Washington DC, now twinned with Salem. Get your gay iPhones and go a-huntin’.

Writes our man in the US:

To give you an idea of the philosophical views of the Washington Examiner… it’s a proud right-leaning member of the media.

But let’s not confuse GOP pride with gay pride – at least not for now.

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Posted: 5th, June 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Anti-Gay Rights Professor George Alan Rekers And The Rent Boy ‘Long Stroke’

WHAT news of Rev. Dr. George Alan Rekers, the homophobic, anti-gay rights Baptist minister and his RentBoy.com bag man? You know, Rekers who says gays can be cured?

Professor George, as he likes to be billed, says it is all slanderous.

Lucien, the male escort he hired from the RentBoy.com website to accompany him on a European vacation has been talking. And the buzz phrase is “the long stroke”.

Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the “long stroke” — a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh… and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as the escort puts it. “Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,” he says.

Complicated? Seems pretty obvious, no? And “down there”. Yes, ’tis most unseemly for a male hooker to talk about the bits and bobs.

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Posted: 7th, May 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Reverend George Rekers, Jo-vanni Roman And The Anti-Gay Rights Pipe Organ Enthusiast

WHY it Sucks to be Anti-Gay Activist Rev. George Rekers – the pipe organ enthusiast.

Earlier we brought you news of Rev. George Arkers, the anti-gay rights campaigner and his bag man.

Gay-to-straight conversion specialist George Alan Rekers at Miami airport with travel assistant he booked through www.RentBoy.com. (Photo from Miami New Times)

This is not going to be a good day for Rev. Dr. George Alan Rekers.

The anti-gay activist and Baptist minister already had a heads up about the story in today’s edition of the Miami New Times regarding his recent European jaunt with a “travel assistant” he booked by way of www.RentBoy.com, a website known for its collection of always hot, often hung and usually young gay hustlers.

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Posted: 6th, May 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Anti-Gay Rights Minister Dr. George Rekers, Rent Boy And Playing The Pipe Organ

IN “Exposed: Anti-Gay Activist/Minister’s 10-Days of Fun & Sun with Male Hustle”, Anorak;s Man in La looks at anti-gay rights church dweller Dr George Rekers and his gay baggage handler.

In certain circles, Baptist minister Dr. George Rekers, is renowned for his views – specifically his views on gays.  He’s even a co-founding board member of the Family Research Council, a political offshoot of James Dobson’s Focus on the Family.  And he’s a rabid opponent of gay adoption and gay marriage, and a proponent of gay-to-straight conversion.

One of Rekers’ colleagues on the Family Research Council’s original board of directors was another religious crazy by the name of Tony Perkins.

It would seem that Professor Rekers was photographed at the Miami airport as he returned from an overseas vacation… and in the company of a male prostitute he had hired through a website called “RentBoy.com.”

They had just deplaned from flying into Miami from Madrid.

But, explained Rekers when questioned by a Miami New Times reporter who was waiting for him upon his arrival:

“I had surgery and I can’t lift luggage. That’s why I hired him.”

Rekers, however, didn’t deny that he recruited the slender young blond through the Rent Boy website, but told the reporter he didn’t realize his companion was a gay hustler until halfway through their vacation together.

Perhaps it’s worth mentioning that Rekers has a Facebook page.  It’s sparse in terms of the amount of personal information he gives.  But it does include a short list of activities he enjoys… including “playing piano and pipe organ….

RR

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Dale McAlpine: A Tale Of Sodomy, God And Free Speech

DALE McAlpine has been charged with causing “harassment, alarm or distress” for standing on the top of stepladder telling a passing shopper that homosexuality goes against the word of god.

Mr McAlpine says blasphemy, drunkenness and same sex relationships are sins.

Tuning in is a gay police community support officer (PCSO). This PCSO approaches the female shopper,. He then approaches Mr McAlpine. He says he’s received a complaint. In Wokington, Cumbria, Mr McAlpine is arrested and sent to the cells for seven hours.

Says Mr McAlpine to the PCSO (as he claims):

I am not homophobic but sometimes I do say that the Bible says homosexuality is a crime against the Creator”.

He claims the PCSO said he was gay and the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender liaison officer for Cumbria police.

Mr McAlpine: “It’s still a sin.”

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Posted: 3rd, May 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Philip Lardner, Scottish Tories, Gay Cross Stitch And Other Abnormalities

CONSERVATIVE election candidate for Ayrshire North and Arran, one Philip Lardner, says gays are “not normal”.

As he said:

“As your MP I will support the rights of parents and teachers to refuse to have their children taught that homosexuality is ‘normal’ behaviour or an equal lifestyle choice to traditional marriage.”

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Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (8)


Man Not Gay Enough For Sex Shop Sues

MICHAEL Beaton, a plumber by training, is not gay enough for Suzie’s Adult Superstore in California. He works there. Or he did. But Mr Beaton was fired for being too straight.

But above all Mr Michael Beaton is American, and as is the American way, he is suing Suzie’s Adult Superstore. Says he:

“I was a security guard, cleaned up the premises, and did a little loss prevention work.”

He applied for a sales job on the shop floor.

“I did the test. I did really good on the test, and a couple of months had gone by, and then I had gone back to the manager and asked him what was the deal. I was told flat out that I wasn’t the ‘gay boy’ they were looking for; they were looking for someone who was more gay.”

If a plumber can be a sex store stockist, can’t he be a gay one, too?

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Posted: 25th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Bolivia’s President Says Eating Chicken Created Gay, Bald Elton John

EVO Morales, president of Bolivia, (more nominal determinism?) says eating chicken can make you gay and bald.

Morales says at the World People’s Conference on Climate Change and the Rights of Mother Earth that “when men eat those chickens [injected with hormones] they experience deviances in being men“.

Adding:

“Baldness, which seems normal, is a sickness in Europe,” he said. “Almost everyone is bald. And that’s because of what they eat.”

Stay off the hen. Go for the cock…

Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Russian Christians Blame Iceland’s Volcano On Gays

WHAT caused Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano. Well global warming did. And women. Greedy hoteliers? Ryan Air? And the pagans. Interfax reports on the Association of Orthodox Experts, Russian chapter:

…They noted that Iceland “has recently become a center of European neo-paganism of Aryan occult kind, which has Nazi character” as Iceland has headquartered the Association of European Ethnic Religions that has recently worked out a draft of merger between the World Pagan Assembly and International Pagan Alliance.

The authors of the statement remind that PACE at its April session plans to discuss rights of various minorities, especially sexual, and that “major part of European deputies propose that all states of the Council of Europe should introduce a subject on peculiarities of homosexual behavior in the school curriculum.”

Yeah – They’re not blaming the Jews. Yet…

Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Homophobia, David Letterman, GLAAD, Amanda Sampson And Banning The ‘Tranny’

amanda-sampson-transgenderSTAFF shagger David Letterman makes a joke about Amanda Sampson – who was born ‘Mitch‘ and now works at the U.S. Department of Commerce – and people at the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) are unhappy.

GLAAD? Does the acornym follow the name, or is it the other way around? Is every label an acronym dmeanding to be written in capital letters: GAY (Get A Yacht), Homo (He Owes Me One), NORWICH (K-Nickers Off Reqdy When I Come Home)? DISCUSS.

GLAAD issues a statement:

“Depicting people reacting in horror to transgender individuals is a dangerous stereotype for popular media to perpetuate because it contributes to the societal conception of transgender people as abnormal and deceptive, which all-too-often results in anti-transgender violence and/or discrimination when played out in reality. We are reaching out to CBS Late Show with David Letterman with our concerns about this transphobic joke. Please send your concerns to CBS.”

Meanwhile, over in the UK press, the word Tranny or TRANNY is being outlawed. MacGuffin looks at it:

A about a Sunday Life article headlined ‘Tranny worked in rape centre’ was upheld in what the PCC called:

a landmark ruling on the use of terminology in this area.

They ruled:

Taking into account the full context of the piece, the Commission considered that the use of the word ‘tranny’ – which was a needless abbreviation, held by many to be offensive – was pejorative. The complaint was upheld on this point.

If the PCC regard ‘tranny’ as ‘needless’, ‘offensive to many’ and ‘pejorative’ – as they should – then context should not matter.

The PCC added that this was the first ruling under a change to the Code which occurred in 2005 after representations from community organisations:

Individuals who are undergoing or have undergone treatment for gender reassignment will be included in the categories offered protection from prejudicial or pejorative references.

All of which should mean that the word ‘tranny’ is effectively banned, along with other offensive slang terms on race and homosexuality.

But if this change has been in effect for over four years, how has the Sun published stories such as:

And those are just ones where ‘tranny’ is used in the headline in the last year.

In all, there appear to be over 50 results found for ‘tranny’ on the Sun website, although a couple of these are about transisitor radios.

Press for Change, a lobbying and educational organisation for ‘equal civil rights and liberties for all transgendered people in the United Kingdom’ produced Transsexual People and the Press in 2004, which said:

Expressions such as ‘gender-bender’, ‘sex change’, ‘tranny’ or ‘she-male’ are considered inappropriate ways to describe persons experiencing a medically recognised condition.

And, unsurprisingly, there are several references to ‘gender-benders’ in the Sun archives too (for example, here, here and here).

The Sun isn’t the only one – the Star also uses ‘tranny’ needlessly, and the Mail seems to have a policy that has renamed Trinny and Susannah ‘Trinny and Tranny’.

But if the PCC thinks the word ‘tranny’ is pejorative and offensive, why has it taken four-and-a-half years for them to issue a ruling against the use of the word? Why has it ignored the repeated use of it by the Sun, and others, for so long?

And can we expect the PCC to challenge any future use of the term?

ANORAK will answer that for you: no. Here’s the video to be offended by:

spotter – RR

Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (10)


Join The Campaign For Straight Gay Marriages

gay-civilIF you are not gay, can you still have gay wedding, a so-called civil partnership? If you’re not a dog can you still enter Crufts? If you aren’t a vampire can you still drink the blood of a virgin?

Tom Freeman and Katherine Doyle, both 25, want to challenge “discriminatory” UK laws which restrict civil partnerships to same-sex couples. Having been denied a civil partnership at London’s Islington Register Office, Mr Freeman and Miss Doyle are protesting. Says he:

“It would be lovely to formalise our relationship but we are completely turned off by the whole institution of marriage because it discriminates against gay people.”

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Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


Gay Men And Lesbians Ordered To Leave Jamaican Town On ‘Gay Eradication Day’

safezonestopsignTHE Jamaica Star has a message for homosexuals: “GAYS MUST LEAVE TODAY”.

Today has been proclaimed ‘Gay Eradication Day’ by residents of the McGregor Gully community in East Kingston. Residents say that they will be taking action as a two-week notice given to all gays and lesbians to flee the community has now expired.

It can be hard to identify who is and who is not gay. The Gully locals’ plan might be to see who flees then: a) send out a posse; b) lock the town’s gates; or c) see if there’s enough demand for an organic coffee shop.

A local explains:

“Yu nuh si seh dem waa mash up di place an gi wi bad name, me haffi protect my yute dem from dem type a influence deh,” one resident said while pointing out that they will not sit back and watch while their community falls into disrepute.

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Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Gay Hating Drivers Deliberately Run Into Faggots And Dykes

faggots-dvlaCAMPAIGNERS for the Protection Of English (POE) are at war with gay campaigners in light of the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency’s decision to remove from sale the number plates F4 GOT and D1 KES.

The agency says the plates bear resemblance to the terms faggot and dykes, on grounds of “the clear potential offence“.

Hard luck for meatball lovers and fans of damns [sic] – your hobby has been undone by the creeping Americanisation of the English language.

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Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (17)


Amazon Blames A Ham Fist For Purge On Gay And Lesbian Books

AMAZON, the online bookseller, says a “ham-fisted” error is behind the disappearance of gay authors from its best-seller lists.

Thanks to the sticky ham fist – aka the “bacon shake” – gay books like Brokeback Mountain by Annie Proulx, Lesbian Sixth Form and The New Testament were removed from best-seller lists.

Says Amazon, in Amazonian tones, it was an “embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloguing error.”

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Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)


Being A Gay Palestinian In Israel

TEL AVIV TURNS 100 – and on being a gay Palestinian in Israel:

Every few weeks, gay Arab men from all over Israel gather for a party at a rented nightclub on Tel Aviv’s Herzl Street. The highlight of the evening is a drag show, with heavily made-up amateur performers dressed as sexy, pouting Arab pop stars. They are followed by Raafat, a performance artist from Jaffa, who lip-syncs old-fashioned Palestinian nationalist songs. Nearly all these men lead double lives; if they were to reveal their sexual orientation in their conservative communities, they would risk ostracism or even death. But in Tel Aviv they are free to celebrate their Palestinian, gay identity — at a club located on a street named after the founder of modern Zionism.

Keep reading this great piece by Lisa Goldman.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Chuch Tests Potential Priests For Gayness

THE Catholic Church and gay men:

MELBOURNE’S Catholic Church has embraced a Vatican suggestion to test potential priests for sexual orientation. Those who “appear” gay will be banned.

The head of the Vatican committee that made the recommendations has made it clear celibate gays should also be banned because homosexuality is ‘‘a type of deviation’’.

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (8)


Heathrow Police Nab Five in Gay Joke Ring Sting

SHARP-EYED officials with HM Customs arrested five foreign nationals disguised as homosexuals at Heathrow this morning in what they termed the “largest international gay joke smuggling bust in UK history.” The haul include over 300 one-liners, 120 insults, 18 prop gags, and what was described as “a detailed instruction manual for effeminate mincing.”

Police declined to release the identities of those apprehended but said they include two Americans, an Australian, a Canadian, and a French poodle.

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Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)


Man Gives Birth To Twins

THIS is Ruben Noe Coronado. He is Spain’s first pregnant man and will be the world’s first transsexual father. He is pregnant with twins after in vitro fertility treatment.

The children will be born in September, when Mr. Coronado will be the first man in world to give birth to twins.

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Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (39)


The Al Qaeda Joy Division: The Terror Of Rape

HOW LA Qaeda works. The Al Qaeda Joy Division:

A WOMAN accused of recruiting dozens of female suicide bombers in Iraq has told how she helped plan the rapes of victims before convincing them martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame.

Al Qaeda is an equal opportunities recruiter, says the Sun:

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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


No Gays In Iran, Yet: US Marines Camp It Up

NO gays in Iran. Fact. Only, should the US invade, there might be. Meanwhile, in Iraq:

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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Californian School Finds It’s OK To Discriminate Against Lesbians On Religious Grounds

DISCRIMINATION is against the law of the land in the US of A. Although if you are discriminating against lesbians on religious grounds, well, then that’s just fine. It’s God’s will:

School can expel lesbian students, says court:

After a Lutheran school expelled two 16-year-old girls for having “a bond of intimacy” that was “characteristic of a lesbian relationship,” the girls sued, contending the school had violated a state anti-discrimination law.

Indeed.

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Posted: 29th, January 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (8)


Israel, Palestinian And What It Is To Be Gay In Jerusalem

AS the rockets fire and the troops fight, we wonder what life is like in Jerusalem and what Palestinians and Israelis are all about, and how tolerance is not a one-side quality:

In the summer of 2006, Jerusalem was to host, for the first time in history, the World Pride events, which were to culminate in a traditional gay pride parade. The planned events stirred turmoil in the politically complex city, with Jewish, Muslim and Christian religious leaders banding together in an uncompromising battle against what they said would defile the holy city. On the other side stood the activists of the Open House, Jerusalem’s LGBT community center, who planned the events. Steadfast in the face of the heated and violent anti-gay sentiment, they had to deal with threats to much more than just their right to march…

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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Delivers Christmas Message On British TV

MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, wants Channel 4 viewers (you know you you are) to heed his Christmas message.

Mr Ahmadinejad would also like it to be known that  he agrees with the Pope, and anyone who thinks there are any gays in Iran is welcome to check.

He invites the UN homosexual weapons inspectors in to Iran without fear.

Says Mahmoud:

In the Name of God the Compassionate, the Merciful.

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Posted: 25th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (10)