Posts Tagged ‘Gay’
12 Gay Premier League Footballers Named
THERE are “12 GAY PREMIER FOOTBALL STARS”.
So says the Daily Star. The front-page outing is illustrated by a mugshot of strapping hetero Sol Campbell and a picture of Abby Clancy, who as a jobbing Wag must be considering a sex change to keep her career intact and open to offers.
Says the Star:
At least 12 top Premier League football stars are secretly gay. The superstar dozen are even scared to confess their homosexuality to their team-mates.
Anorak can reveal that the 12 are collectively known as…
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Sports | Comments (3)
Church Warns On The Perils Of Inhaling Gay Men
THE Rev Peter Mullen is chaplain to the London Stock Exchange and environs. He smells a gay man.
Mullen says:
“Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.”
Hurrah! A free tattoo for every gay man! Well, the church needs the support, and a free wafer, sip of wine and one up the arse from the priest may not be enough. Go on:
“In addition, the obscene ‘gay pride’ parades and carnivals should be banned for they give rise to passive corruption, comparable to passive smoking. Young people forced to witness these excrescences are corrupted by them.”
Have you inhaled a gay man?
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (17)
Lehman Brothers Go The Gay Way
LEHMAN BRothers keep it in the family. If both brothers are gay, there are unlikley to be any more he Lehman Brothers. Look out for the Lehman Sisters at revue bar near you….
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Money | Comments (2)
