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Ashers To Ashers: Northern Ireland cakes shop makes muppets for Christians

 

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Ashers Baking Company didn’t want to bake a cake decorated with slogans supporting gay marriage. The Northern Ireland bakery doesn’t want to make a statement about gay marriage, which remains illegal in the country.  It also goes againt their religious convictions as Christians. So. Thanks for your enquiry but no thanks.

The shop named after one of the 12 tribes of Israel thanks you for your interest.

That would be the end of it. But Ashers, based in Newtownabbey, upset / annoyed / triggered LGBT activist Gareth Lee. He wanted a cake with Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie, the slogan “support gay marriage” and the logo of campaigning group QueerSpace. And he complained that he had “suffered unlawful religious, political and sexual orientation discrimination”.

But was he really treated less favourably by Ashers than they would treat heterosexuals asking for the same cake? Was he refused because he was gay? No. He wasn’t. The shop will serve gays.

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Posted: 19th, March 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Scouting For Boys And Saving America With The Anti-Gay Pro-Christian Trail Life Ging Gang Goolies Stompers

THE AP’s caption to this Feb. 4, 2014 photo, is below:

 

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Trail Life members move their arms as they sing “Taps” in a circle during a meeting in North Richland Hills, Texas. Trail Life USA, the new Christian-based alternative to the Boy Scouts of America, excludes openly gay members. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

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Posted: 3rd, March 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Death Of The Gambia: President Yahya Jammeh Aims DDT At LGBT Human ‘Vermin’

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TO Gambia, where the country’s President Yahya Jammeh says homosexuals are akin to malaria-causing mosquitoes. They are “vermin”.

The Gambia uses DDT to kill mosquitoes. Will it soon be killing gays? If gays are killed, it will be god’s will. Jammeh’s spokesman opined:

“Allah entrusted this position to Yahya Jammeh, and anybody who is averse to the decree of Allah can bite their nose.”

Jammeh made his comments not in private, but over a TV address. saying:

“We will fight these vermins [sic] called homosexuals or gays the same way we are fighting malaria-causing mosquitoes, if not more aggressively.”

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Posted: 20th, February 2014 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Daily Mirror accuses Manchester United of playing like ‘powderpuff’ gays against Manchester City

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DAILY Mirror betting tipster Derek McGovern can’t get enough of The Village People, the band that sang about sodomy in the showers:

September 14:

What I’m saying is that, with Thelikesof Basel and Otelul Galati joining United in the easiest group since The Village People, three clean sheets on the road for Fergie’s men is almost a done deal.

Easiest on the ear? On the clean sheets?

August 18, 2011:

A survey of people pulled over by the rozzers have found the three worst things to say are:

1. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment


Why Marriage? Republican Senator says gays create poverty and violence

Bill SharerNEW MEXICO state Sen. William Sharer (rep.) writes on his blog:

“Procreation through the natural acts of men and women is the unique aspect of marriage.”

He explains that he’s not anti-gay; he’s just pro-straight:

“If we wanted to purposefully establish a culture of poverty and violence we would work to arrange for most children to be born to single teenage mothers with little or no family support. — Oh wait, that is exactly what we have done.”

He then talks about Alexander the Great, a notorious peacenik:

[Alexander the Great] directed his officers to stop “whoring” around and find a local woman to marry.WHY?

BECAUSE

“It is only through blood relations that hatred and war will end”. In other words, Alexander the Great thought that marriage was about creating and raising the next generation.

This is the reason for Marriage –

The creation and raising of children who have the best chance to grow to be peaceful, responsible citizens.

He then observes:

“Sex between a man and a woman produces babies – society needs babies – babies need both moms and dads.”

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Posted: 29th, August 2013 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)


Giant mouse found in Tesco store was by sent by God as punishment for supporting gay rights

WHY did a “giant mouse” run amuck at a Tesco store in London’s Covent Garden in 2012? One theory was that the mnouce had grown super fat on chicken and cakes.

Stephen Green, national director of Christian Voice, says the  mouse was an act of God. Tesco had spent £30,000 to support London Gay Pride.

As he says:

“It is symptomatic of the bad management of Tesco. Any company which announces its support for Gay Pride six weeks before Christmas obviously can’t operate basic pest control.”

Mr Green wrote:

“Nothing has gone right for Tesco since they decided to support ‘gay pride’. Their only hope is to repent of that decision and put their trust in God.”

File under: gay mites.

Posted: 22nd, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Orthodox Church of Moldova wants gays to expect ‘severe consequences’

MOLDOVA GAY PROTEST

GAY Rights are hard won in Moldova. The Orthodox Church of Moldova have issued a statement about a Gay Pride at the  “Rainbow Over the Dniester” festival:

His Eminence Metropolitan Vladimir addressed a message to General Mayor of Chisinau, Mr. Dorin Chirtoaca, pleading that the authorities do not allow the organization of a gay pride planned for the 19th of May.

It is mentioned in the message: “The Metropolis of Chisinau and All Moldova continues to believe that this is a defying initiative, conflicting with moral values and decency. At the same time, a potential march of sexual minorities on the streets of Chisinau will be nothing else but a strong provocation with severe consequences, taking into account general repulsion of the population towards the deviant behavior of homosexuals and lesbians…”

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Posted: 19th, May 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Niall Ferguson apologises for saying gays are dead ends with no futures

PROLIFIC historian Niall Ferguson said this about John Maynard Keynes in his talk at the Tenth Annual Altegris Conference in Carlsbad, Calif.. He was addressing a group of more than 500 financial advisors and investors. Tom Kostigen at FA Mag writes:

Ferguson responded to a question about Keynes’ famous philosophy of self-interest versus the economic philosophy of Edmund Burke, who believed there was a social contract among the living, as well as the dead. Ferguson asked the audience how many children Keynes had. He explained that Keynes had none because he was a homosexual and was married to a ballerina, with whom he likely talked of “poetry” rather than procreated. 

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Posted: 4th, May 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


American Family Association leader says Hurricanes and bushfires are God ‘spanking’ gay humanity

IN this video, we see American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer explaining that natural disasters have a pupose. It is to spank humanity. Why would God be angry enough to spank us?

Does AFA Hate Homosexuals?

Absolutely Not! The same Holy Bible that calls us to reject sin, calls us to love our neighbor. It is that love that motivates us to expose the misrepresentation of the radical homosexual agenda and stop its spread though our culture. AFA has sponsored several events reaching out to homosexuals and letting them know there is love and healing at the Cross of Christ.

What about gay grizzly bears?

One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.

Of course there is a simple answer: shoot these man-eaters on sight.

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Posted: 10th, January 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


There’s science, bad science and then there’s the gays and drugs story

THE Daily Mail tells us that the gays are taking more drugs than the rest of us:

Gay people are seven times more likely to take illegal drugs than the general population, a new study conducted over two years has found. And one in five show signs of dependency on drugs or alcohol. The report, conducted by the Lesbian and Gay Foundation (LGF) and the University of Central Lancashire, sampled more than 4,000 people over two years.

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Posted: 24th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comment


Target refuse to stock Frank Ocean’s album… nothing to do homosexuality, obviously

EVEN though Frank Ocean’s ‘coming out’ was a huge relief for some (for others, not so much because he’s far from the first non-straight person to be involved in the world of rap), there are problems that come with it. These problems surround the kind of berk who has a massive issue with other people’s sex lives.

And so, to US megachain, Target, who have decided that they don’t want to stock Ocean’s new album – Channel Orange – despite the fact it is, quite possibly, the best soul record since D’Angelo and Erykah Badu started cutting wax. Yes, really. He’s that good.

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Posted: 13th, July 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


This1950s film warns boys to be wary of homosexuals

FLASHBACK features this public service announcement warning boys about homosexuals. This is 1950s America, after the war against the Nazis had been won. Still, in the USA – Land of the Free – homophobia was State sanctioned. We’ve come a long way, baby:

Posted: 20th, June 2012 | In: Flashback | Comments (3)


Rhino poachers get longer sentences than lesbian killers

IN go-ahead South Africa, the law places rhinos above gays:

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Posted: 3rd, February 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Where do gay people come from? The Galiens are here!

COMMENT of the Day comes to us via the Daily Telegraph’s website, where CrocodileGunD wonders in reaction to an article on marriage byJP Floru is Director of Programmes at the Adam Smith Institute:

What concerns me is, where do all these “Gay” people come from? Nature constantly plays tricks to keep its options open, but this does seem a bit disproportionate.
When did two men or two women produce a child?

Until fairly recently, I was reasonably relaxed about same sexrelationships, but I’m now hearily sick of having every aspect of it rammed down my throat, (no pun intended).

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Posted: 31st, January 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Daily Mail misread the data – more people are in favour of gay marriage

WHEN the Daily Mail reported back in September 2011 that “Most Britons still oppose gay marriage”, we read on.

The article by “STEVE DOUGHTY, SOCIAL AFFAIRS CORRESPONDENT” – (more on him here) stated:

“Most people still oppose gay marriage and the adoption of children by same-sex couples, a Government report revealed yesterday”

More than half believe homosexual marriages should not be allowed and two thirds think the adoption of children by same-sex couples should not have become legal nine years ago. The findings from the Office for National Statistics suggest the Coalition’s plans to upgrade civil partnership laws to let gay couples describe themselves as married may prove unpopular.

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Posted: 26th, January 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Associated Press Mocks Gays In US Military

THE Associated Press headline sent out over the newswires informs readers: “Appeals court tosses gays in military lawsuit.”

Is mocking homosexuals who serve their nation fit and proper for the AP?

Posted: 30th, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Shock As German Gays Hate Pope!

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Pope Benedict XVI kisses a baby who was lifted into his popemobile before a mass in the Olympic stadium in Berlin, Germany, Friday, Sept. 23, 2011. Pope Benedict XVI is on a four-day official visit to his homeland Germany. (AP Photo/Gero Breloer)

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THERE may be only one letter difference between pop and Pope, but the gays of Germany certainly know the difference.

While pop and poppers may give them the occasional headache, Pope Benedict is a whole new level of pain in the arse. And as such, his first official visit to his homeland is to meet strong opposition.

The Pontiff, in his funny red shoes like the David Bowie song, has made informal visits to Germany before, but this is his first official visit.

Up to 20,000 people, including gay rights campaigners, feminists, atheists and church abuse survivors, are expected to gather for a protest in Berlin. Meanwhile, the Pope is expected to completely disregard anything anyone says because he’s God’s best friend.

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Posted: 22nd, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Blake Sheldon Totally Doesn’t Hate The Gays

COUNTRY superstar, Blake Sheldon, has been accused of being a stinkin’ homophobe. Of course, what with him being a country and western singer, roughly 99.7% won’t be at all surprised at the notion of a God fearing dust bowl balladeer not being too fond of the gays.

However, Blake Sheldon is a modern, groovy kinda Stetson wearer and everyone has got him all wrong.

See, Sheldon is still taking his spurred boots from his mouth after he reworked some of Shania Twain’s lyrics on twitter, leaving “The Voice” coach apologising so frequently that he’s begun to look insincere.

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Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment


Penguins Spread Gay Epidemic Says Daily Mail

MELANIE Phillips wants to talk about the gays. She wants to warn you about fraternising with gay penguins.

Here’s a question ­shortly coming to an examination ­paper near you. What have mathematics, geography or science to do with homosexuality?

Anyone who is good at them is gay? Heterosexuals are better at history, English and French? Of course we need to see the data, but that’s our hunch. People who get a C grade or better (surely worse? – ed) at GCSE Greek are bisexual. Fact. Go on…

For, mad as this may seem, schoolchildren are to be bombarded with homosexual references in maths, geography and ­science lessons as part of a Government-backed drive to promote the gay agenda.

In geography, for example, they will be told to consider why homosexuals move from the ­countryside to cities.

To get a job at the BBC? Because all gays are born in the countryside, which makes you gay; and in the city the gays can be more easily bombed by Nazis and the Taliban? But the best bit is yet to come. We talk, of course, of penguins:

In science, they will be directed to ­animal species such as emperor ­penguins and sea horses, where the male takes a lead role in raising its young.

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Posted: 24th, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)


Gays Kill Dozens Of Romanian Birds With Alcohol

DID the gays get the Romanian birds drunk before killing them? And we mean birds in the literal sense?

When tens of dead starlings were found dead on the streets of Constanta in eastern Romania, we suspected the gays. The locals suspected the bird flu.

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Posted: 12th, January 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Gays Kill Thousands Of Birds In Us: Iranian Birds Go Free

THOUSANDS of birds are dead in Arkansas. And the usual suspects are being rounded up. No, not the Jewish vultures. The gays, stupid. Gay vultures? No, the gay soldiers… Cindy Jacobs – an expert – has news:

“Let’s talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We’re going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we’ve had the repeal of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.

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Posted: 11th, January 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Homosexual Demon Exorcised In US Church: Video

gay-demonTHIS video shows a 16-year-old boy lying on the floor as patrons of Manifested Glory Ministries, Connecticut, exorcise a “homosexual demon” from his body.

The crowd yell:

“Rip it from his throat!”

“Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer!”

Says Rev. Patricia McKinney:

“We believe a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man. We have nothing against homosexuals. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle.”

“Come out of his belly.

“It’s in the belly — push.”

Video:

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Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Adam Lambert Comes Out On Perez Hilton

adam-lambertPEREZ Hilton, the Osmond Family-Elton John chimera, says American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is going to come out and announce he is gay.

As revelations go this one’s right up with news that Jordan sleeps on her back, MPs are vain self-serving egomaniacs and the world ends on Decemeber 2, 2016. Says Hilton:

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Dick Cheney Fails The Gays

IAN Leslie finds Dick Cheney’s views on gay marriage disappointing and not at all becoming a right-wing hang-’em-by-the-testes nutter:

Dick Cheney has a gay daughter. For this reason he makes an exception to his general rule of sticking to the standard hardcore conservative position on every issue, and declares himself open to the idea of gay marriage (he believes it ought to be decided at the level of states, a position that puts him just to the left of Barack Obama, and it’s not often you get to say that).

Says Leslie:

I find this disappointingly wussy, and not at all becoming of the prince of darkness. I sort of want Cheney to disown his daughter or at least demand she be waterboarded until she admits to fancying men. But no, he goes right ahead and accepts her for who she is.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


A Rainbow Coalition For Anti-Gay Marriage

THE Stalinist sounding National Organization for Marriage senses the darkening storm.

“The clouds are dark. The winds are stong.”

Gays might prevent global warming.

But they may be prevented by “love” and a “rainbow coalition” of like-minded people of every right-minded viewpoint from those who hate gays to those who merely despise gays all the way to those who think gays are products of the Devil’s spunk.

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Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)