Genocidal Queen: Make Anjem Choudary MBE

WITH no shark sighted off the coast of Bridlington and no celebrity death for over a week, the tabloids are grateful to Islamic extremists – “Anjem Choudary’s cohorts” – for saying that the Queen should be prosecuted for Genocide.

No, dear reader, the Islamists are not know in cahoots with the Foxes Martyrs Brigade and the Pheasant Liberation Organisation, but acting out of the belief that her Majesty is “wiping out the civilian population in Afghanistan”.

Dangerous woman, The Queen. The Sun’s man with laptop trawls the internet and finds an “internet rant” that trills in a broken audio that almost no-one outside GCHQ and Wapping is listening to:

“She is the one who applauds her sons and daughters to go out and massacre hundreds and thousands of innocent people.”

Dare the Taliban take on Princess Ann, our Tally-Anne? Would anyone be brave enough to kidnap Charles and then pass weeks isolated in his company? Have Princes Edward and Andrew already been kidnapped and held for the past umpteen years, to Prince Philip’s amusement?

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Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)