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All The I’m A Celebrity Sexy Shower Scenes, In Pictures

ANORAK women have picked up the scent of soapy celebrity and demanded that Old Mr Anorak features the I’m A Celebrity men working up a lather in Australia’s prototype shower. As one readers writes:

Anorak you are a total toerag, this NEEDS to be on the Front page.

So for all you hungry women here are pictures of Gina In Da Campo, Jimmy ‘Interesting’ White, Colin (to the left) and Justin (to the right), a tan-washed George Hamilton, Bernard’s already wetter than wet son Stuart Manning and Joe ‘Bug-eyed’ Buger getting washing…

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"I could have been Tom Hanks"

Posted: 2nd, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)


I’m A Celebrity: Camilla Dallerup Quits While George Hamilton Waits

camilla-im-a-clebiotyAFTER just three days in the Blue Peter jungle, Strictly Come Dancing star Camilla Dallerup has quit the show. Says she:

“I just can’t sleep properly and I can’t think properly. My brain’s not working. It’s only three days in, so what’s going to happen after this? I’m scared because I don’t want to put my health in danger and I can’t think straight.”

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Posted: 18th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Sacks Katie Price

sam-foxTHE year is now divided into TV shows: And November means I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, staring Katie Price in the sack and out of a bikini.

While the BBC’s care home-focused non-dancing dance show Strictly Come Dancing – does anyone allowed to operate the remote control watch it? – ITV follows the X Factor with another hit.

The show features the following celebrities, who would once have been called “personalities” and before that “VIPs”:

George Hamilton – Does the Hollywood legends know the sun cannot reach the jungle floor? Big risk that his tan might suffer. Expects a deep mahogany giving way to light maple as the show progresses.

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Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (14)


Farrah Fawcett, Ryan O’Neal And Redmond Star In New Reality TV Show

redmond-o-neal-ryan-o-neal-arrestedFARRAH Fawcett dies and careers are launched and reborn: former Mrs Rod Stewart and Mrs George Hamilton, Alana Stewart, publishes her Farrah & Me diary of Farrah’s death in My Journey With Farrah: A Story of Life, Love And Friendship; then Anorak’s Man in LA hears that Farrah’s lover Ryan O’Neal and Redmond, the son he shared with Fawcett, are to get their own reality TV show. It being what Farrah Fawcett would have wanted:

Father of The Year Ryan O’Neal must be hell-bent on getting his and Farrah Fawcett’s son Redmond off drugs and on the straight and narrow. The man who took over Farrah’s cancer documentary after her health worsened, and with the help of producers from NBC Dateline turned it into a morbid soap opera in which he had a starring role, has reportedly brokered a deal for Redmond to begin filming a reality television series as soon as he’s sprung from prison.

And yes, Ryan O’Neal will be a costar.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


The End: George Hamilton Was Molested For His Tan At 12

MAHOGANY-toned George Hamilton says he was molested by his step-mother, when he was 12. He tells US TV show The View (a show where harpies compete to see who can bray the loudest):

The Viewsters don’t get that outraged about it. Joy Behar informs him that it was molestation, like “the teacher thing” we hear about these days. And Whoopi Goldberg reminds us that those were different times, when fathers brought their pubescent sons to “an older woman to initiate them.” Barbara is all “But his father didn’t exactly suggest it.”

Old Mr Anorak smiles wanly:

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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)